Arthur Kirkland

I am an ugly old man with terrible eyebrows. I love gnomes & can't cook. My deepest wishes are that my America would come back to me & I could be like France.

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@FrogFacedGit is right. Zis is waaaay to early in ze day for zis. I am going to go practice my drum solo...

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@IHadItFirst ...Eh....

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@IHadItFirst @FrogFacedGit We are, you are ze one who is attempting at ze stealing of Austria's username.

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Of course, zis may be a bad time to film Narissa's dragon transformation. Thank goodness I am not in zat scene.

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Oooh! Ze Enchanted rehearsals! I forgot!

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@FrogFacedGit Are you still alive England?

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Ireland did not kill me. Zis is good. Right?

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Is ze coast clear?

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@HadEnoughParty Meep! No it's not! I am ze victim! Eet was Englands idea! Now I'm-uh-goingtobed. Nightall! #Imouttahere

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@FrogFacedGit If @MoraqMaggie doesn't kill you first you @#!*!

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@MoraqMaggie Uh, goodnight, love? #amIgoingtolivethroughtonight?

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@MoraqMaggie But I was just being England. I'm so sorry. Oh beautiful empress boss queen of the world most lovely goddess! #dontkillme

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@My_NameIsCanada No, I love you more! I'm a dedicated parent who is non-controling! And I'm your real dad. Not some half-kidnapper. :P

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@FrogFacedGit You too.>:D

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@MoraqMaggie Wait, don't kill me. Let's both kill @FrogFacedGit together! I'm sorry, Maggie. #notagooddaytodie

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I love July! I get to celebrate Canada day & France & America kicked my butt day!

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@My_NameIsCanada ;D

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@KiwiNZEmily O_o

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@My_NameIsCanada But don't tell anyone else I'm France.

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@My_NameIsCanada I was just kidding Matthew! I know who you are (I'm France, not England. And I love you the most. He sucks.)! :D