Francis Bonnefoy

I am a lecherous, frog-faced, effiminite wanker with horrible quisine. I chase skirts; but they never chase me. I secretly wish I was as cool as England

[Francis Bonnefoy @FrogFacedGit]

Errr, it's too early for this. *stumbles out again."

[Francis Bonnefoy @FrogFacedGit]

*stumbles drunkenly in* *eyes Twitter* *sees name-mixup/other awkwardness* Bloody hell.

[Francis Bonnefoy @FrogFacedGit]

I'm going home and to bed. This...headache...is killing me #depressionsetsin

[Francis Bonnefoy @FrogFacedGit]

@zeCaptainKRUNCH I hate you.

[Francis Bonnefoy @FrogFacedGit]

@AlfredJonez You idiot.

[Francis Bonnefoy @FrogFacedGit]

@My_NameIsCanada ...The one who STILL takes care of you even though you're independent? Don't listen to France's lies and slader.

[Francis Bonnefoy @FrogFacedGit]

@My_NameIsCanada Mattie! It's me, England! The one who took care of you all those years after France ditched? ...

[Francis Bonnefoy @FrogFacedGit]

@KiwiNZEmily You are worryingly quick on the uptake.

[Francis Bonnefoy @FrogFacedGit]

@KiwiNZEmily HOW DID YOU KNOW?!

[Francis Bonnefoy @FrogFacedGit]

@My_NameIsCanada NOT FAIR. Actually, I don't care about you the way England does. He loves you. I suck.

[Francis Bonnefoy @FrogFacedGit]

@zeCaptainKRUNCH DON'T TEXT IRELAND YOU BLOODY MASOCHIST.

[Francis Bonnefoy @FrogFacedGit]

@zeCaptainKRUNCH Both Alfred and Mattie like you better. I have no children. That like me. Unless you can't Seychelles...

[Francis Bonnefoy @FrogFacedGit]

@zeCaptainKRUNCH Shut up, git. I have girly hair.

[Francis Bonnefoy @FrogFacedGit]

@zeCaptainKRUNCH YOU DO NOT WANT TO DATE IRELAND YOU #$#%ING WANKER BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE INCEST. And you aren't into that kind of thing.

[Francis Bonnefoy @FrogFacedGit]

@zeCaptainKRUNCH I'm in more debt than you. SO SHUT UP.

[Francis Bonnefoy @FrogFacedGit]

@zeCaptainKRUNCH WHAT GIRLFRIEND DO YOU MEAN, WANKER?

[Francis Bonnefoy @FrogFacedGit]

@zeCaptainKRUNCH No you blimey git! Everyone knows ENGLAND is better looking than I am. #truestory

[Francis Bonnefoy @FrogFacedGit]

Canada likes England more than he likes me, with good reason. #truestory

[Francis Bonnefoy @FrogFacedGit]

I have no money because I am an idiot. #truestory

[Francis Bonnefoy @FrogFacedGit]

@zeCaptainKRUNCH Where are you, beautiful?