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[DD Geopolitics @DD_Geopolitics]

Just making sure I have today’s plot straight…

An Emirati captain and an Omani co-pilot are flying a flydubai plane from Dubai to Tel Aviv packed with Israelis.

The Omani co-pilot allegedly stabs the captain and tries to take control of the aircraft.

The plane plunges roughly 14,000 feet in under 30 seconds, squawks 7700 and then 7500, and Israeli fighter jets are scrambled because everyone thinks there’s a hijacking underway.

Cabin crew somehow get into the cockpit, passengers reportedly help restrain the alleged attacker, and the crippled aircraft ends up safely landing in Saudi Arabia without a rudder.

So now a plane full of Israelis who were supposed to be in Tel Aviv are sitting in Tabuk, Saudi Arabia, mingling with locals and talking about God knows what while Saudi authorities investigate an alleged Omani hijacker and both pilots are in the hospital.

Meanwhile Israeli media have spent the morning cycling through approximately 17 different versions of what happened, including briefly telling everyone the pilots were Russian and Ukrainian.

Did I miss anything?

[Ganz0 @ganzoratie]

Yo I’m crying he deadass thought it was free chips lmfaooo

[alice @aliceyeen]

this is not weed anymore yall are smoking alien pussy fungus

[Walker @ownedby30]

Kiba saying he wants to be hokage

[sexaholics anonymous @dfordai]

cus yea who gone steal my luggage ????

[lexie♡♡ @lexycat2005]

due to inflation it's now Dinner with Jay Z or $1,860,000

[Real_Ragerr⭐️ @hellcattkenny]

Let them fall a little further cause Nike Techs should have never been 250

[Kelvin O johnson @_OKJ__]

You can see how easy it is to start a religion. Humans are so symbolic and impressionable.

[Guénolé @guenolekikabou]

L'instinct de survie de haricot vert pour répondre à un gars qui mange un big mac capuché sous veste en cuire et avec les épaules de Thanos

[ti chokola ki bon nan dyol @doubleed_]

I think yall should donate yall brains to science

[tate @50FirstTates]

knew there was something off with that little freak

[♡∘˙˚• @Nayeluv7]

This probably how gaara mom was experiencing morning sickness when she was pregnant with him🧍‍♂️

[hot pink bitch named breakfast @ejenkins54]

dramatic ass vegetable

[Anisa Ackerman🖤 @anisatweets]

I was there

[𑣲⋆hαƒ 𑁤 @pantheressed]

when you have a friend who copies everything you do

[ℬ𝓇!𝓉𝑒 @namebrite]

At this point, I’ve experienced enough pain to awaken the Mangekyō sharingan.

[Lion (Flip you like…) @Champ_Lion]

Curry gonna hit a three and I'm gonna have to hear this bullshit going into the commercial

[Juvy @JuvyWicks]

Lord knows what they did to him after the cameras went off