The Onion has acquired Infowars in a bankruptcy auction.
They plan to debut a new Infowars in January that will serve as parody, mocking weird Internet personalities like Alex Jones.
The Onion CEO says they acquired it because “this is the funniest thing that has ever happened”
Hayden Christensen concludes his speech at Ewan McGregor’s Hollywood Walk of Fame with the perfect line
“The best Jedi Master anyone could’ve ever hoped for. I love you, brother.”
“You know Indiana Jones? The frickin' nut job that goes around just breaking into ancient temples… Well, the Chachapoyan Warriors or whatever heard he was gonna be in Peru today, so they set up a trap for him. This whole cave is a trap.”
rabbit has failed to protect honey production. he will be reassigned. tame the hundred acre wood, tigger. free the honey. i’ll make you christopher robin’s best friend
RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK was released 43 years ago today. The first Indiana Jones movie and one of Steven Spielberg’s most beloved films, the behind the scenes story is an adventure all of its own…
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@Pilestedt@helldivers2 “Eagle Disruptor Bomb” - Releases chemical cloud that causes enemies caught in the AOE to temporarily turn against their allies.
“Eagle Stimulus Package” - Disperses a gas that obscures line of sight and continuously heals organic creatures inside the AOE for the duration.