Jake

Santa's Intern

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

there's nothing that i dislike more than a failed nap attempt.

[samuel @samuelcm88]

there’s a new christopher nolan out that’s supposed to be nuts

[mila 🍰 @lastgrlon_earth]

why does my stomach have the nerve to growl when the fat is literally right there for it to eat

[Jum @JesterJum]

Yall be careful on the roads this 4th of July weekend.

Men will be drinking excessively and letting their wives drive them home.

[Spinnin Backfist @SpinninBackfist]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Tweet of the day.

[Jake @ZebraCake10]

@Matt_Gajewski Georgia bulldogs

[Jake @ZebraCake10]

Desk Pop

[New York Post @nypost]

Cop arrested, fired for allegedly pointing gun at fellow officer who microwaved fish at police station https://t.co/DkE9a4Vx4h

[Jim Gardner-Johnson @DatDudeJD]

BAR OWNER: “You’re OK at making drinks, but are you good at changing the channel on a TV?”

BARTENDER INTERVIEWEE: “I am the literal worst channel changer of all time.”

BAR OWNER: “You start tomorrow.”

[Jeffhausen @JeffFrixel]

I love Las Vegas.

Me: I'm drunk and locked myself of out of my room.

Desk: I will print you out a new key. Anything else?

Me: A free beer would be great.

Desk: How many would you like sir?

Me (dumbfounded): Uh one would be great thanks

[MacMally 🍀 @MacMallyMMA]

“These edibles ain’t shit”

me 2 hours later thinking it’s game seven of the World Series:

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

What the El Monterey frozen taquitos in my microwave see at 3am:

[Chuck Bass @ChuckFBass]

"Big Don, it's Tiger. Yeah it happened again. If you are going to bomb the shit out of Iran again now be the time. Would really take some heat off me. Call me back."

[Ross Bolen @WRBolen]

Me when my wife tells me to put my phone away at the dinner table

[Barstool ‘Skers @BarstoolHusker]

FRAGER THAT MAN HAS A FAMILY

[Kevin Sjuts @kevinsjuts]

Fred Hoiberg says Nebraska's passionate fan base is partly responsible for the #Huskers 6-0 start.

"I think there is some excitement. That is one benefit from having the record where it is right now... They play a huge part in our success."

#Huskers @1011_News

[Jake @ZebraCake10]

@Matt_Gajewski Thanks Matt!

[Jake @ZebraCake10]

@Matt_Gajewski with all the issues at WR for Florida. Does the path to victory look gettable from the ground?

[Jake @ZebraCake10]

@NickJKlein @Sean_Callahan That’s it..just a new team