Zebulen Herrick

I smile for leisure, talk for fun, and sleep because I don't have a choice.

[Zebulen Herrick @zebuary]

So does Vanessa Carlton live downtown, or is she just full of it?
And she’d walk a thousand miles to see you tonight, but she’s just walking home? Which is downtown? #17yearslate

[Zebulen Herrick @zebuary]

Updated World Cup Odds:

Germany: impossible
Japan: unlikely

[FIFA World Cup @FIFAWorldCup]

Japan beat Germany.

@adidasfootball | #FIFAWorldCup

[Zebulen Herrick @zebuary]

@BleacherReport @NBCSWashington Big Matchbox 20 fan?

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@UberFacts @bluthquotes

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Ramon Salazar from Resident Evil 4, sporting the Umbrella logo. #speedart https://t.co/4Ejz7GFKIq

[Zebulen Herrick @zebuary]

Louise Lisa, Mona’s little sister. #speedart https://t.co/8aFY5zpAqx

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When you gotta pause mid-read cause the protagonist is doing something stupid. #speedart https://t.co/sc5y3sQHQW

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@bethersafteryou posing with multiple paintings of Olivia Colman. #speedart https://t.co/glzJgXRaNG

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I feel like there was a real missed opportunity if Snoop Dogg and Ginuwine never did a tour together called “Get Ready for the Dogg and Pony Show.”

[Max Lucado Parody @pseudomaxlucado]

Most historians believe that Jesus was actually born in one of the Spring months. Ironically enough, the Easter Bunny was born in December.

[Zebulen Herrick @zebuary]

@IsraelAnthem Letterboxd has come a long way.

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Sometimes when I notice that I am ending a sentence with a preposition I try to re-work it. It always sounds pretentious. Grammar comes at a price. #deep

[Zebulen Herrick @zebuary]

Blessed at the Herrick house. https://t.co/zYCbudbQiV

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Just posted a photo https://t.co/sT1gBHQJxq

[Bethany Herrick @bethersafteryou]

Nina must have thought it looked expensive.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Nation Surprised To Learn All Politicians Are Hypocrites https://t.co/zoWLAuqHgR

[C. S. Lewis @CSLewisDaily]

"What you see and hear depends a good deal on where you are standing: it also depends on what sort of person you are."-C.S. Lewis

[Zebulen Herrick @zebuary]

Poster idea: use the CCM “if you like this secular band then you’ll love this Christian band” format to suggest bands with stupid names. Do you like American Football? Then you’ll love Canadian Softball.

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Complaining about neighbors setting off fireworks > grainy cell phone videos of fireworks

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“My Michelle” by Guns N’ Roses is my least favorite cover of “Michelle” by the Beatles. Probably because the name, music, melody, and lyrics are all different.