vampire yaoi enthusiast

light and beauty come together in you in a thousand different patterns. evil bisexual

[𝓛𝓾𝓱𝓪𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓷 @luhaenten]

You can dominate the conversation by simply sighing and sighing and sighing. People love this clever conversational tactic.

[˙𐃷˙ @upyearning]

Caught oomf tryna sneak Shazam a song while I was on aux

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

???

[Marcel Proust @Daily_Proust]

that old desire to rebel against an imaginary plot woven against me by my parents

[The sunny side of Franz Kafka @AmschelKavka]

I absolutely belong in bed now, but I also absolutely belong with you, and that's why I'm torn between the two of you.

Franz Kafka, 1913.

[wissal ִֶָ🦢࣪☾. @farnnesse]

Summer so far

[sly @lamianagafiles]

my ex has a video of me on all 4s kissing her feet and apologizing to her

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

Inshallah Spongebob delivers that pizza

[𝓛𝓾𝓱𝓪𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓷 @luhaenten]

They're slapping a big 'handle with care' sticker on your soft boyfriend. And then they're tying 'fragile' tape around his neck and shipping him away for good.

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

Youre a chill ass fucking fucker dude Dap me

[Display Name @MyAnnualFallOff]

Boner from holding a bag for her

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

My wife emptied a clip on me

[screenset, PhD @tjelesan]

put them thighs together. #TheFourthHole

[seiya @systole_]

my posture is crooked because i’m always bending towards the light