Zee.

The goal is to be rich & unreachable

[Mzsweetcakes aka Sweetz 🍭🫧 ♑️🦅🦅🦅 @Mzsweetcakes08]

Having a good day as an adult is literally:
• got paid
• ate something good
• nobody annoyed me
• went home”

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

People bully you at work because they’re losers at home. Remember that.

[Astro AWANI @501Awani]

Umat Islam di Malaysia akan menyambut Hari Raya Aidiladha 1447/2026M pada hari Rabu iaitu 27 Mei 2026.

Pengumuman itu dibuat oleh Pemangku Penolong Setiausaha Majlis Raja-Raja, Muhammad Affendi Jalaluddin sebentar tadi.

Dalam pengumuman tersebut, Muhammad Affendi menyatakan bahawa 1 Zulhijjah 1447 Hijrah akan bermula Isnin, 18 Mei 2026.
Ikuti berita terkini di https://t.co/54tbq5BUpE #AWANInews

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

Yes..

[H’s mom @aiishadahir]

NEVERRRRRR underestimate how much Allah is protecting you from things you don’t even know about.

[icarus @icaroose]

Reminder what he did to Jahidah in 2021.

Kaki pukul, take note. Ini makanan kau kalau kau jumpa dia in public. Grab & bring him somewhere remote and beat the shit out of him. I won’t be even mad.

[pan em crise. @panemcrise]

"Você trabalha no computador, passa o dia todo sentada, deve ser muito fácil"
Eu trabalhando no computador:

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Dear Microsoft Authenticator, it was me an hour ago, it was me 30 minutes ago, and it's still me in 5 minutes! 😭 My goodness!

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Everything is urgent in the corporate world except recognition and salary raise.

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me soon as that alarm goes off Monday morning

[blue @bluewmist]

isn't it funny how we all wanted to be professionals with degrees and high paying jobs but now we just want slow mornings, good coffee and a regulated nervous system

[mahrukh @parhloumahrukh]

From my dad, I learned that real men do not complain about being providers. They actually like being one.

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

An email after 3pm on a Friday is next week's concern.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

That urge to start applying for new jobs after your boss makes you mad is crazy 😭😂

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

It's bare minimum friday, don’t you let that job stress you out today

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

I don’t want to work somewhere that is “like a family”. I want to work somewhere that understands that we HAVE families.

[Rolivhuwa 🫶🏾 @ReezaySA]

“Don’t buy a car, it’s a depreciating asset.”

Brother, I myself am a depreciating asset. I won’t be here forever. Not everything has to be optimized for returns, some things are just meant to be enjoyed while we’re here.

[blue @bluewmist]

please normalize letting people eat their lunch alone if they want and decompressing for 30 min without the pressure of being considered antisocial in the workplace.

[Al Jazeera English @AJEnglish]

BREAKING: Oil prices fell after Iran announced it would fully reopen the Strait of Hormuz to all commercial shipping for the remainder of the ceasefire, the Wall Street Journal reports.

[Lissa♥️♥️ @lizzkelly7]

The fake urgency created in corporate life for absolutely no reason is one of the worst things humans have invented.