Zach Egolf

[MLB @MLB]

It’s giveaway time, Baltimore 💪

We are giving away a new Orioles City Connect jersey just for you! Repost and reply for your chance to win!

[Zach Egolf @zegolf]

@AmazonHelp I'm having an awful time getting resolution from your Customer Service reps. Can you help here?

[Zach Egolf @zegolf]

Here it is. Gunnar's HR, the way it was meant to be enjoyed.

[Zach Egolf @zegolf]

So @comcast, who provides my Internet and cable, which gives me access to @masnOrioles, has assigned my house with a Reston, VA ip address, which makes me unable to subscribe to and watch MASN. Any help @comcast ?

[Zach Egolf @zegolf]

@lids I BET YOU WON'T

[Zach Egolf @zegolf]

@FortniteStatus I have an active crew membership through Gamepass, but I'm not getting the passes. Any help?

[Zach Egolf @zegolf]

@walmarthelp good morning. Any chance you can help with my previous request?

[Zach Egolf @zegolf]

@walmarthelp Good morning. Having an issue with the Tire Road Hazard protection. Any help would be appreciated.

[Zach Egolf @zegolf]

@walmarthelp hi there. Got an issue with the tire road hazard protection. Any help would be appreciated

[Zach Egolf @zegolf]

If your pet ever shows any symptoms of...literally anything, ever, don't expect @PetsBest to cover a single penny if you have to get that dog euthanized to end her miserable, painful suffering. Instead, just let the dog get hit by a car so that "accidental death" is covered.

[Zach Egolf @zegolf]

And they're going to give us a discounted rate for the outage, right?

Oh, our rates will keep going up?

No thanks.

[BGE @MyBGE]

BGE is asking all customers to conserve electricity to reduce the potential for widespread outages this afternoon and evening as the result of a power plant experiencing an unplanned disconnection from the BGE electric system.

[Zach Egolf @zegolf]

Why is @Verizon removing loyalty discounts? @VerizonSupport

[Zach Egolf @zegolf]

I hate this so much

[WBAL-TV 11 Baltimore @wbaltv11]

It's the end of an era in Baltimore after the Orioles dealt long-time center fielder Cedric Mullins just hours before the trade deadline; https://t.co/NVRL6nbvjb

[Zach Egolf @zegolf]

Absolutely not. 0/10 stars.

[MLB Deadline News @MLBDeadlineNews]

The #Orioles are listening to trade offers on RHP Felix Bautista, per @Ken_Rosenthal

Bautista, 30, is under team control through the 2027 season.

[Zach Egolf @zegolf]

Not really sure what the point of registering a @harttoolsusa tool on their website is, if I still have to find the receipt from 3 years ago to make a warranty claim.

[Zach Egolf @zegolf]

Have you sharted as an adult?

[Zach Egolf @zegolf]

@iHateJJRedick No. Potato wedges are ass.

[Zach Egolf @zegolf]

I really wish @MicrosoftHelps could fix the "Cannot access services and subscriptions. TraceID: lqKXHWwP2kuKc" issue that's been happening for months.

[Zach Egolf @zegolf]

@official_throne The chair. Our current office chairs are so busted and gnarly.

[Zach Egolf @zegolf]

@SteelSeries Would love the Arctis Nova Pro Wireless for PC & PlayStation