Zeitgeist

To Mega Theremin

[Zeitgeist @zeitgeist]

You met me at a very strange time in my life...

[Seattle Kraken @SeattleKraken]

🎶I want to fly away 🎶

RT for a chance to win a pair of tickets to Game 2 of the Second Round of the #StanleyCup Playoffs AND two roundtrip tickets to Dallas, courtesy of our friends at @AlaskaAir → https://t.co/UtWav6gA95

[Zeitgeist @zeitgeist]

@nbcsnl do it and be legends.

[Zeitgeist @zeitgeist]

arizona's drought is so bad, random lakes are just evaporating.

[Zeitgeist @zeitgeist]

In the most amusing fashion yet:
https://t.co/B7QZaI0mh3

[Zeitgeist @zeitgeist]

As a bunch of folks have pointed out, Elon Musk paid billions of dollars and all he's achieved is that he's going to be the main character of twitter forever. https://t.co/khUaa9LNEb

[maple cocaine @maplecocaine]

Each day on twitter there is one main character. The goal is to never be it

[Kendric Tonn @kendrictonn]

I would also like to remind everyone that we must turn out massively for this movie, so that we can eventually get a movie where a giant CG worm lectures Jason Momoa on political philosophy for three or four hours 🙏

[Zeitgeist @zeitgeist]

Paying for my blue check with Dunning-Krugerrands.

[Laurie Penny @PennyRed]

Honestly the most relatable bit of The Rings of Power is the storyline where Elrond tries really hard to be a good friend despite being a massive flake because he has no real sense of time and keeps fucking off for years to worry about goblins.

[AFC GLEN @AFC_GLEN]

French TV show invited people with unusual laughs to sit together….. the outcome is fucking brilliant. 😂

[Zeitgeist @zeitgeist]

@caffenjoyer Still running free!

[Zeitgeist @zeitgeist]

@ScottAdamsSays, the author of Garfield, is done playing around.

[Zeitgeist @zeitgeist]

This is how AWS calculates its NPS score.

[ MAJひ⁶𓅓 @ykmaj6]

Gun pointed at your head,name one cloud.

[Zeitgeist @zeitgeist]

@nytimes Big @DougJBalloon energy, there, NYT.

[Zeitgeist @zeitgeist]

Be not afraid

[Daniel @growing_daniel]

REPORTER: Hello I’m from the New York Times, I’m calling about a feature we’re writing about your town

MAYOR OF OMELAS: *huge sigh* this is about the kid isn’t it

[Zeitgeist @zeitgeist]

“What if both sides, but too much?”

[Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 @AndrewYang]

I’m no Trump fan. I want him as far away from the White House as possible. But a fundamental part of his appeal has been that it’s him against a corrupt government establishment. This raid strengthens that case for millions of Americans who will see this as unjust persecution.

[Zeitgeist @zeitgeist]

confirmed.

[Acyn @Acyn]

“The left thinks this is hilarious”

[Zeitgeist @zeitgeist]

I hear the four seasons is available -- https://t.co/q6YeahN7rD

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

Sources say Trump wants to assert his dominance over an ascendant DeSantis and has even asked some associates if they know any good venues or event spaces — that just happen to be near the Governor’s Mansion in Tallahassee. https://t.co/iRQ5fny6aH

[Zeitgeist @zeitgeist]

On each landing, opposite the lift shaft, the poster with the enormous face gazed from the wall. It was one of those pictures which are so contrived that the eyes follow you about when you move. ELON MUSK IS WATCHING YOU, the caption beneath it ran.

[Zeitgeist @zeitgeist]

It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. winston_smith, his chin nuzzled into his breast in an effort to escape the vile wind, slipped quickly through the glass doors of Twitter HQ,

[Zeitgeist @zeitgeist]

The flat was seven flights up, and winston_smith, who was thirty-nine and had a varicose ulcer above his right ankle, went slowly, resting several times on the way.