zeke

9/10 times I'm not wearing a shirt.

[zeke @zekeX711]

@Lucas_Farrakhan probably dude. This is so wild.

[zeke @zekeX711]

@Lucas_Farrakhan this is fucking wild dude.

[zeke @zekeX711]

@Lucas_Farrakhan my roommate told me some guy was live streaming it earlier and he was jumped and had his phone stolen.

[zeke @zekeX711]

This is seriously like listening to a real time war go down. Fuck.

[zeke @zekeX711]

Currently listening to the Ferguson Missouri police scanner and shit is popping off. Fires and shootouts. Fucking nuts!

[zeke @zekeX711]

Irrational fear of being tipped over in a porta pottie.

[zeke @zekeX711]

@c__babyy it's actually a day that should be cherished.

[Jack Strong @jackstrongish]

You don't sound more intelligent just because you wrote the word "whilst"

[zeke @zekeX711]

@JesseLemonz seriously. It's only open when there's a solar eclipse or something. Shady as fuck.

[zeke @zekeX711]

@JesseLemonz that place is a drug front.

[mikepacetattoo @tattoomike454]

Anatomical skull with most of the facial muscles. Done on @zekeX711 's knee cap. #nofilter #anatomical… http://t.co/7PiQ8laphg

[zeke @zekeX711]

My psych teacher is a moron on the subject of tattoos.

[zeke @zekeX711]

http://t.co/bOWdB7QN2P

[zeke @zekeX711]

NICE FUQN DAWG

[zeke @zekeX711]

Country music is some of the most depressing shit anyone could ever listen to.

[Phil Nelson @philnelson]

Perfect http://t.co/04CIBHhjjx

[Joel @NobodyEpic]

I can't watch the IPhone 6 livestream on my iPhone 5s and that's a great marketing strategy because I bet I could watch it on the iPhone 6

[Joel @NobodyEpic]

Cool that you can send drawings to other Apple Watches, but inconvenient for girls checking their watch at the bar to see it's 8==D O'Clock

[zeke @zekeX711]

This building smells like a musty fart.