mz

i tweet about sports, music, and fashion… but actually not fashion

[mz @zekodarkthirty]

Russell Westbrook is me when I’m feeling brave on Twitter

[mz @zekodarkthirty]

There isn’t a single person who cares

[MLB @MLB]

Halfway to a 100-win season 🌟

The @Dodgers are the first team to reach 50 wins!

[mz @zekodarkthirty]

Pacers avoiding the luxury tax?

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

If you paid $1 in federal income taxes this year, you paid more than:

Walt Disney
Citigroup
CVS
Kohl's
Ticketmaster
Tesla
United Airlines
GoDaddy
Paypal
Palantir
Roku
HP
3M
PG&E
Halliburton

That’s absurd. We need real and progressive tax reform.

[NCAA March Madness @MarchMadnessMBB]

OH MY GOODNESS 😱

UCONN LEADSSSS UNBELIEVABLE

#MarchMadness

[adidas Basketball @adidasHoops]

That settles it @Darryn_P1

[mz @zekodarkthirty]

Hope you're enjoying your time off, Skip

[Skip Bayless @RealSkipBayless]

I doubt anyone will agree, but to me, Trey Lance would have given the Chargers a better chance tonight.

[mz @zekodarkthirty]

Tatis Jr way too high

[Thomas Nestico @TJStats]

My Top 10 MLB Players of 2025

[mz @zekodarkthirty]

did he run into the knife?

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Former NFL QB and FOX analyst Mark Sanchez was stabbed in Indianapolis and is in the hospital in stable condition, FOX announced.

Sanchez was in Indianapolis to call Sunday’s Raiders-Colts game.

[SleeperNFL @SleeperNFL]

49ers QB Mac Jones saw a dead body by the team hotel before he won the game against the Rams, per @DMRussini

[mz @zekodarkthirty]

ahh another night of crying myself to sleep listening to Mariluz talk about our shortcomings

[mz @zekodarkthirty]

@hoops_321 @BillSimmons You must be fun at parties

[mz @zekodarkthirty]

@albozworld true

[mz @zekodarkthirty]

A ball

[Jacob Brownson @brownsonjacob2]

Um...what is this?

[Alex Insdorf @alexinsdorf99]

Chargers WR Ladd McConkey: "I've proven I can play outside and inside. I don't know where the slot stereotype comes from."

[mz @zekodarkthirty]

Logan Webb induces ground balls better than Octomom

[Al Scott @AlScott1998]

Dylan Cease’s last two starts

11 IP, 5 H, 1 ER, 16 K

[mz @zekodarkthirty]

all empires must fall

[Bill Simmons @BillSimmons]

The Roman Empire Year One!!!!!!!

[mz @zekodarkthirty]

Perfect time to start the 2025 Herbert Defense Agenda

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

A potentially serious issue for the #Chargers and Rashawn Slater...

[mz @zekodarkthirty]

Water into Wine

[San Diego Padres @Padres]

We have optioned RHP Randy Vásquez to Triple-A El Paso, reinstated LHP Nestor Cortes from the 60-Day IL and reported him to the major league team.

[mz @zekodarkthirty]

The phrase “Meanwhile in Hiroshima” is always related to a bomb

[Patrick Lyons @PatrickDLyons]

Meanwhile in Hiroshima…

Elehuris Montero hits the longest home run in NPB history (594 ft) and does so against Trevor Bauer.