Zeleva

Out of my mind..back in 5 minutes!

[Zeleva @zelevka]

Някой е убил 3 от патенцата в Борисова градина и е взел останалите...егати хората сме

[Zeleva @zelevka]

Jeff Bridges, John Goodman, and Steve Buscemi are still huge <i>Big Lebowski </i>dorks<em></em> https://t.co/eKto1z0EQ5 via @AV_Newswire

[Benny 'Sensible Jeans' Rollins @citizenkawala]

What did bed bugs do before beds were invented?

[Zeleva @zelevka]

"That’s the most beautiful story I’ve ever heard," said James Corden. https://t.co/3d3oZsreHx

[lightningstarr @lightningstarr]

My boyfriend asked me to text him updates from the #ENGTUN game as he's on his way home. You can't say it's not accurate. #WorldCup

[Existential Comics (find me on bluesky) @existentialcoms]

Nerd culture is funny because it fooled an entire generation into thinking that if you liked sci-fi and disliked sports, that somehow made you smart.

[🇺🇸 Happy ChillMore™ 🇨🇦 @cravin4]

Two things I learned this weekend are:

1. I'm not too old to get in a hammock.

2. I'm too old to get out of a hammock.

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Discover an "irony free zone where everything is beautiful and nothing hurts."

What to watch, what to read and what to listen to by and about Anthony Bourdain https://t.co/YEmzfSPPZh

[Zeleva @zelevka]

Football unites as Ferguson ‘fights for life’ https://t.co/TW91mo8xtG

[Zeleva @zelevka]

"We keep it in tip-top shape. We call it sometimes tippy-top shape." https://t.co/Dp9ezfhh5L

[Zeleva @zelevka]

April Fools’ Day 2018: the best (and lamest) pranks https://t.co/G9hO0oteND

[TIME @TIME]

UPS trucks don’t turn left and neither should you https://t.co/RLQ7wdPVMw

[The New York Times @nytimes]

The New York Times obituary for Stephen Hawking, who roamed the cosmos from a wheelchair, pondering the nature of gravity and the origin of the universe https://t.co/DnCa3kH9GR

[NASA @NASA]

Remembering Stephen Hawking, a renowned physicist and ambassador of science. His theories unlocked a universe of possibilities that we & the world are exploring. May you keep flying like superman in microgravity, as you said to astronauts on @Space_Station in 2014

[marf @MarfSalvador]

me: I got a tattoo to remember my father
her: aww that's sweet. can I see?
me: