Zelmodthepsi

number one @kitsuneshae simp

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Gee, I wonder who's clothes I just put on the line?

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The children yearn for the mines.

The youtubers yearn for the children's caves.

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@MuseMallow has gone to the next step, she's no longer puppy coded, she is full puppy. I'm getting her a squeaky chew toy.

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@foxdestiny3556 @MuseMallow She split it open and then just "oh if there's blood on the floor, sorry that's mine."

This is just like the kite incident!

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"You can be baby all you want, but you have to accept the consequences of your actions, and that means tummy hurty."

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@MuseMallow It's the curse demons manifesting once more. This time, I'm breaking out the purity seals and sanctified unguents.

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When you have a dog boy who's also into arson.

"You left so long ago! I set your things on fire in effigy!"
"I. WENT. TO. THE. STORE."
"Gone forever!"

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@MuseMallow Bloody tooth fungus, I wanna bite it

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She then set up her stuffed animals, leaving the mess on the floor.

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"You can finish clearing the dresser like you said you would an hour and a half ago."
@MuseMallow walks over to the dresser.
"Wait n-"
Clean arm bar sweep of everything onto the ground.
Muse: "Did you expect anything else from me?"

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@MuseMallow I cast WIFE (Face Down in Defense Mode)

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There are more flavours of bimbo than bubblegum...just look at Muse.

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Beneath all the jokes, I am the Yogurt Man for a reason.

Muse is sick, I just finished another batch, and she's having it for breakfast with some fruit and honey, singing it's praises.

I make good gurt.

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@MuseMallow OwO, what's that behind the tablet? Purple and *round*

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@MuseMallow <3

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@KitsuneShae Yeeeeeeees, Shae Cow tiiiime

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@KitsuneShae YEEEEEEEES

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@KitsuneShae got in trouble, and her punishment is that she'll be putting hydrate redeem at 25 pts with no cooldown the next time she streams Stardew Valley. I have it on recording, so she's on the hook.

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"Its got all the basic nutrients!"
"Pizza rolls are not a nutrient you fat fuck!"

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@KitsuneShae Oh you know I have to throw my hat in!