𝔸𝕝𝕝𝕪

32 - she/her - a bit excitable

[zach @anericanpsycho]

I pray that my tits are sittin right
Moulin rouige my pussy is so tight

[𝔸𝕝𝕝𝕪 @zenashell]

@dicktective yes!!! looooove her

[austin @jesuissupreme]

Running through my group chats announcing Lady Gaga had a baby

[Chelsea 🖖🏽 @IfIWereMagneto]

DeForest Kelley either spat that man out or possessed him from beyond the grave because Karl Urban’s performance as Bones was phenomenal.

[pop culture gal @allurequinn]

happy bisexual visibility month

[🍊 rowan @butchrandle]

Frodo getting ready to leave Rivendell

[Pookielor @Pookielore]

they’re calling it the cutest name combo they’ve ever heard

[nick @lovechazelle]

rewatching everything everywhere all at once and genuinely How did jamie lee curtis win the oscar over stephanie hsu

[Guy Jay @saltyseapirate]

I hope they put "missed a lot of really cool astronomical events because of cloud cover" on my tombstone

[両刀使い ・ Ryou ☭ (TRANSLATION COMMS PAUSED •フリー翻訳者) @gloopbastard]

buying something from your phone feels evil. it feels unsafe. only the computer can keep my money safe. the phone is an evil, evil machine. i do not trust it with my finances.

[bleet @lilbleetbitchh]

apple you can heat this phone up all you want im not upgrading this phone!

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

In honor of Dolly’s dedication to literacy, stop saying “casted.”

[️️☆ @andyduhhhhh]

sometimes u just gotta listen to a song 87 times. for ur mental health

[dannica @dannarebb]

a reminder to live like Dolly Parton: be kind to people, and showcase your large breasts. ❤️

[𝔸𝕝𝕝𝕪 @zenashell]

@dicktective oh my god??

[Handsome B. Charming @CTachio83984]

*chit chatting at the dog park*

yep i think everyone has a silly voice they talk to their dog with honestly mines a little embarassing to even do in public

*turning to my dog and yelling like alex jones*

I'M GONNA GET YOU YOU SON OF A BITCH, YOU FUCKING COWARD

[clover 🩷 @gayjaehee]

i’m glad i was not born with a dick because i would hate the feeling of something between my legs constantly, especially because it would be so massive :/

[James @JamesPhl96]

A 65° morning will heal you

[turbomander (TWITCH AFFILIATE ERA) @turbomander]

your honor, juror number 3 has been continually “fujoshiing out” over the, quote, “palpable sexual tension between the defense and the prosecution”. we would like to motion to have her removed and replaced by the alternate