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'cool dad' 🍾 • capricious Dom ⛓️ • ♈️ • 6'3" • 🔜✈️🌴🎡

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@flexurpecs @t_kobs @dummyfalastini Parents in Seattle don't want to "mutilate" their kids. A chunk of parents in the Deep South don't want their boys to look like Muslims

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@mikenewyawk At least one of peptides or very spot-on genetics
Nutrient partitioning — eating on a clock
Definitely sleeping 8 hours a night.

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@3AIsInACoat @averagetojacked Probs but "dancer culture" implies something that merely going to a dance studio regularly doesn't

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@horsecockmason @JonWoodwarnbj9 @GayAndrew030195 It's not so much length as girth that trips up the connoisseurs

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@guyokai @yeMikeSmith That's at least two clicks of lean mass above twunk

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@thekevinqi @0xleegenz It's really a frame-of-reference thing.
At 23 my frame of reference was still college
At 24, other 20-somethings at work
28-29 was anxiety about becoming a full adult
At 30 the comparison becomes 40-somethings

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@graysonfan961 Can recommend

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@DannyWxo @huntyisfit That beef like 20% more than a mere twunk

Pure pound cake

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@GooningNBaiting @gatoliminal That would be the logical converse. But nobody is counting on gooners to understand logic, just focus on being locked in😵‍💫

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@technotwinkk Confident you can pack that at like 32 or 33

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@ManlyPureBtm @damienlou18 Leo Louis

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@xRhysRipleyx @SeanZevran Bless

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@jaxonvalor @PiercedMuscle1 @ready_w_red @0ryx91 @Sebastian_bluu @GrantDucati @Brock_Banks_ @LiamKnoxXXX @Milocyrusxxx @PacoColombiano_ @TDGrahamXXX @throatmeATL @TroyColombiano Life goals

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@AaronHugese @Nate_hotties @StarryTwunk The collab I never thought likely enough to realize it was perfect

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@dr_duchesne @CigsMake emphysema?

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@altwootybooty feast on tiddies
fest in e'erything else

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@siezziee Trebek

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@AcidWolf_Reaper @TokensArcade @nawinch1 Reminding impressionable people in the rest of the world not to emulate dumbfucks is a good unto itself that you seem to be missing

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@AcidWolf_Reaper @TokensArcade @nawinch1 No one need to experience a literal panic attack to see someone do some dumb shit like spell common "commen" and conclude they should GTFO of my life

Enforcing standards and feeling triggered are, in fact, completely different phenomena. You fucking retard.

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@dogwaiter it used to be called trench warfare, but