ludovica

she/her | 📍in munich

[nini ᯓ⚽︎ @hallingverse]

i love the new “jobe doesn’t fw erling” headcanon that’s been circulating around😭

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

i’ve been called weird and annoying but never unfunny or boring. let that sink in.

[elijah ☆ paumine president @lionceccah]

how do i gain access to the borussia dortmund yaoi factory

[ludovica @zenmattsu]

@yoshhuafc @cerezasccrema ironically he acts too fruity to be actually queer hes 100% straight

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

"scientists don't want you know" is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

great time to get an english degree honestly nobody can read or write you might become scribe to the king in the next 15 years if you know cursive the way things are going

[mandy ♡ @haallinghams]

jude bellingham is so attractive it physically pains me i’m not even joking bro. this cannot be normal

[ludovica @zenmattsu]

@caviarkittie omg what bag is thaaaat 👀

[a @yyioom]

nowadays u gotta be prepared to never speak to someone again no matter what the bond was

[27. @dimvji]

i should've locked in when i was thirteen

[josef k hole @poeticdweller]

trying to explain to a realtor that i don’t have legitimate pay statements because as a phd student on fellowship the university doesn’t consider me a worker

[😈 @turtlekiosk]

berlin is like nyc where you see a photo from the 80s and you're like oh it's still like that

[B ✩ @paasteldenata]

cool, cultured and entertained

[Lila @veryesasystan]

Felice per Matteo Berrettini come se fosse mio fratello

[fra ★⋆˚࿔ @choocokookie]

poste italiane

[elena | 🇵🇸🇨🇩 @osakattack]

carlos alcaraz was the glue that was holding the atp together 😭💀

[Zito @_Zeets]

The English should never be forgiven for inventing this hellish sport

[Mike Bird @Birdyword]

The number of Arsenal shirts on show in Brooklyn this morning is making me feel like I've woken up on the alternate earth where there wasn't an American Revolution

[negroni sbagliato @onwyre]

first in my bloodline to watch the worst ucl final ever