Salty Dog

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Managed to snap a picture of the accused @AldiUK. #FreeCuthbert

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@Adventures_o_M @EastEnglandAmb I was rocking the COVID cut before it was popular. #trendsetter #zenmonk

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Hey @theTunnelBear, can i has fre dater plz?

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@EE It would appear the scammers are still at it. #nofreeipadforme

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BFFs4eva @tknights96

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@emilyrclays Cake fine for saying the Q word! @CakeLegislator

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@EHAAT_ Damn fine haircuts there, if I do say so.

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@hblondon @stjohnambulance He actually said the money was going to @stjohnsambulanc

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@wmasrobmoore @GOVUK Now show me your war-face!

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@notthebuddha @WimbledonZen Babez in bikinis.

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@RevRichardColes Have you tried splashing some holy on it? If that doesn’t work, wrap a grape in tinfoil and put it in for 30-60seconds.

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@Bill_George Are you sure that isn’t a pair of underpants?

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@NwambG @NWAmbulance @mf1302 Shouldn’t you be wearing epaulettes with your clinical grade?

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@AnderJ0 @dawnrabin6 @stjohnambulance @SJA_Logistics @SJALondon_South @RoyalFamily @SJA_EquipMan @Ldn_Ambulance @NHSuk @stjacoo @lionel_jarvis2 @ChiefVolunteer This is such a beautiful sight. Please come and organise my storeroom.

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@Ely_News Something to make you smile, please ensure you get enough potassium and wash your hands. @TheSun #loveNHS #haveabanana

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@Chris_CPH

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@EdHill0 @kenw_swasft @AmyBeet_SWASFT Put the cushions on the correct chair before I have a melt down!

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@RevRichardColes @NatWest_Help Its a sign!!!

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Hey @ProfBrianCox, I want to get a bit smart and would like to delve into the world of physics, but being not very good at maths, should I focus on one other the other?

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The many beings are numberless; I vow to save them. #ZenAF