zensex

I tweet about random crazy shit that spontaneously comes to mind.

[Best Worst Advice @BestWorstAdvice]

What are #mistakesmenmake? Telling a girl "I love you" just to bang her. Remember guys: A clinger will linger.

[Best Worst Advice @BestWorstAdvice]

What is life all about? Kicking back, relaxing, and farts that tickle your balls.

[Jesus Christ Edge Lord Parody & Savior @Jesus_M_Christ]

Jesus is coming, you better swallow.

[Justin @shitmydadsays]

"He's a politician. It's like being a hooker. You can't be one unless you can pretend to like people while you're fucking them."

[Best Worst Advice @BestWorstAdvice]

Want an easy way to get some play? Tell a girl to rub your "knee" 'cause it hurts. Not your right knee or your left knee, but your wee-knee.

[zensex @zensex]

Edge Play Fuck Yeah!

[Jesus Christ Edge Lord Parody & Savior @Jesus_M_Christ]

#ihatewhenpeople scream out my Dad's name when I'm in bed with them.

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It was nirvana being inside you.

[zensex @zensex]

@BreeOlson You're into impregnation fantasy too? I fantasize impregnating you all the time.

[zensex @zensex]

Life's a fucken joke; laugh until you cry.

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Enlightened Sex. Yes please! =P

[zensex @zensex]

mmmmm pregnant creampies mmmmm...

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@insatiabldesire You can count me in on #FetLife. I'm under the username "concur" if you're curious. =)

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Anonymous sex FTW!!!

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Wants to get a penis plug so bad! Damn are they hot! =P

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@BreeOlson9 Thanks, Bree! Now I'm hooked on FetLife. =P

[zensex @zensex]

mmmmm that orgasm really hit the spot...