Zeph Something

I am too old and too tired for this.

[Zeph Something @zephsomething]

Sorry yall, Id be more active and retweeting shit over here (like Im trying to do on my tumblr) except that Everytime i come here I find something that makes me Extrodinarily Angry in less than twenty seconds. So check my tumblr (https://t.co/mG1dxQOE9o) for that shit basically.

[Zeph Something @zephsomething]

Hell yeah, I can’t wait

[certified dad @ithopoiia]

my mum got me tickets to nitty gritty dirt band for christmas i can’t wait to hear cadillac ranch live

[Zeph Something @zephsomething]

“Santa only needs one cookie, he has a big belly” - the nine year old

[certified dad @ithopoiia]

me: tom riddle still had a nose when he killed lily and james
everyone in the internet: acTuallY ThE HorCruXEs woULd HavE DEsTrOyeD hiS aPpEarAnce
me: yeah but he still had a FUCKING NOSE

[Zeph Something @zephsomething]

@ShmannersCast I’ve always pictured like, a 4-5 ft goose with a little bonnet but my childhood treasury of mother goose poems/stories had a white goose that was about twice as big as the children on the cover so that probably informed my visual

[Zeph Something @zephsomething]

@ithopoiia : what’s that comfort thing called? Autistic?
The answer was stimming but y’all,

[Zeph Something @zephsomething]

Y’all still play PokeGo? Add me if you do ✌🏼#Pokemon #pokemongo #pokego

[Zeph Something @zephsomething]

Mei (Red) has been dubbed ‘the emotional bear’ by my mum

[Zeph Something @zephsomething]

The word was apparently renovation

[Zeph Something @zephsomething]

@ithopoiia “what’s an upgrade but in real life?”

[Zeph Something @zephsomething]

Not only did they make me move the wifi box to the far side of my apartment instead of in the center, the wifi in my whole house sucks. What was the point of swapping to these new ‘better internet’ cables if I have to use data in my own damn house anyway

[Zeph Something @zephsomething]

Good lord, all this fuss from @TELUS @TELUSsupport about swapping over to their new cables and the internet will work better on the new cables and my Internet is absolute shit since they made me swap by turning it off. Absolutely atrocious.

[Zeph Something @zephsomething]

@ithopoiia Except then we tell them and they go ‘huh maybe I’ll read that’

[Zeph Something @zephsomething]

Shoutout to Tim Hortons for putting my espresso shot in this drink in the funniest fucking way possible

[Tamora Pierce @TamoraPierce]

That we have the gift of these 'charms' to prevent the suffering of mother and child, yet may lose our rights to use them when so critically needed, is the worst ending to any young heroine's story I can possibly imagine.

[Zeph Something @zephsomething]

The worst overwatch feel is ‘wow I’m doing bad’ followed by hitting tab and realizing you have a bunch of medals

[Zeph Something @zephsomething]

@Kayley_an She went to the groomers yesterday! So she’s very pretty

[Zeph Something @zephsomething]

Jester believes this squishy Dino I got for Easter from my mum is actually for both of us, lol
#dog #dogs #labradoodle #labradoodles #stillwaterslabradoodles

[Zeph Something @zephsomething]

Before and after her groomers appointment.
#dog #dogs #stillwaterslabradoodles #labradoodles #labradoodle

[Zeph Something @zephsomething]

@emetoph Post it on a Buy and sell?