zerker | window cleaner

phd in social engineering, janitor @helius

[Rónán! @ronanyeah]

I built a private, onchain X tipping platform on top of @HeliusPrivacy

Live on mainnet very soon

Will support all SOL tokens

Breakpoint testers will be appreciated (and tipped!)

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@mert investing at 10 likes

[Seeker | Solana Mobile @solanamobile]

The first independent Guardians are now live 🛡️🧵

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@DavidSteinrueck @OldishNewGuy @mert feigned ignorance + motivated deflection + ratio

see you in the arena

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@mert @DavidSteinrueck surely u can just take a free open source program and use it however u want

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@DavidSteinrueck @mert u know the program is os lol?

[Solana @solana]

BREAKING: Solana Privacy Rings from @Helius are live on Solana mainnet

[Helius @Helius]

Today, Solana changes forever

Introducing Solana Privacy Rings - encryption at the speed of Solana

Rings are programmable, onchain environments for encrypting money, markets, and finance - without ever leaving Solana

Now live on mainnet.

[Helius @Helius]

Introducing the Parsed Events Scan API

Find the transactions you need in any Solana address’s history, already parsed, 10x faster and 30x cheaper

Filter by named program instructions, discriminator prefix, token mint address, native SOL, or any combination of filters

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@SolanaFndn @nocircuit @flkrs @Helius he is my hero

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@jacobdotsol population of districts of Krakow Poland as unmixed grains of coffee in a cup

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@jacobvcreech chainmail

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@cavemanloverboy 1 day on devnet then up only

[nick | helius.dev @nick_pennie]

today we completed the final clickhouse -> rocksdb migration for our historical data APIs

archival v3 is now live everywhere!!

performance is absolutely insane: p95 under 30ms (minus network) for all methods. getBlock shown below

enjoy

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@nick_pennie wow this is amazing what an advancement in archival technology, I still can't believe we had to fly out to Tokyo to show them where to lay the cables to cut down the latency but that was worth it, I don't think anyone else lays their cables these days what a bummer!

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got access to @ChatGPT Astra

> can you draw a circle
> sorry, I can’t draw curves

AGI is here

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bossman casually bagworked 1 billion dollars of sol in 10 mins

[mert @mert]

AFTER 500 CALLS IN THE PAST FEW HOURS WE GOT ALL THE VOTES IN THE LAST SECONDS AND PASSED THE DISINFLATION PROPOSAL BY A LITERAL HAIR

THANK YOU TO EVERYONE WHO WAS OPEN TO CHANGING THEIR MIND

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WE DID IT

SOL $1,000

[zerker | window cleaner @zerkerzzz]

I guess we just turn off the blockchain atp

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@cavemanloverboy how do u compile agave on a beer

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@alessandrod Please no