Zero Squared (zero-squared.bsky.social)

A rather British blog in interesting times.
Includes satirical content.

[Zero Squared (zero-squared.bsky.social) @zero2blog]

Brexit getting you down? Cheer yourself up with our singalong video. https://t.co/SQ90dSdCiV

[Zero Squared (zero-squared.bsky.social) @zero2blog]

8th time lucky?

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Lights out and away we go! #Clacton

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

I’m in #PMQs more than Nigel and I’m not even elected yet.

[Zero Squared (zero-squared.bsky.social) @zero2blog]

My lack of security is the government's fault because they didn't know about the undeclared £5,000,000 donation I received for security - which is none of their business, insists diligent public servant who rejected government offer of taxpayer-funded security last year

[Peter Brookes @BrookesTimes]

My cartoon @thetimes Saturday. Prints available to buy from
https://t.co/2Brf8C5Dih

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Still going well! 🤣

[Zero Squared (zero-squared.bsky.social) @zero2blog]

@milk_no_sugar @concertina226 @CountBinface Brilliant. Thanks for sharing this.

More reliable Count Binface facts can be found on https://t.co/TvtaV1dn9O. I believe it's some sort of successor to Ceefax

[Channel 4 News @Channel4News]

Nigel Farage is under scrutiny as he faces allegations that he should have declared benefits received from convicted fraudster, George Cottrell, who funded social media staff for the Reform UK leader. Our analysis of his TikTok posts raises further questions for Mr Farage’s claim that he didn’t need to declare the benefits to parliament.

[Zero Squared (zero-squared.bsky.social) @zero2blog]

@Tush27J ...with Dale Vince https://t.co/plig2KSMhQ

[4th July - Tory wipe Out @snb19692]

Farage has spent more time in Clacton in the last 72 hours than all the hours added up since he became MP!
Think about that when you bring your bin in!😉

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Please vote and share this Daily Mail poll, which is not exactly going to plan...
https://t.co/tN4JsmP04c

[Zero Squared (zero-squared.bsky.social) @zero2blog]

Farage's declared interests, not including undeclared ones under investigation - such as £5,000,000 "personal" gift from crypto billionaire Christopher Harborne, support from convicted fraudster George Cottrell, or £500,000 donation from Cottrell's mum
https://t.co/AXKTZQitb3

[Zero Squared (zero-squared.bsky.social) @zero2blog]

I deny I've broken the rules and I'll pay for my own enquiry to clear my name, insists man accused of failing to declare conflict of interests

[Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve]

@Nigel_Farage

[PoliticsJOE @PoliticsJOE_UK]

Nigel Farage's by-election psychodrama DESTROYED at PMQs 🔥

[Mike Galsworthy @mikegalsworthy]

This is phenomenal logic at the end. 👌

[Zero Squared (zero-squared.bsky.social) @zero2blog]

My political opponents are running scared, insists MP who has resigned in an attempt to avoid proper scrutiny by an investigation into his financial wrongdoing

[Zero Squared (zero-squared.bsky.social) @zero2blog]

@haveigotnews Thank goodness he has nothing to hide
https://t.co/SU2jv8OWCF

[Zero Squared (zero-squared.bsky.social) @zero2blog]

The British electorate should demonstrate my innocence by voting me back into the job from which I've just resigned, before they know the facts about my financial wrongdoings, insists completely-honest man with nothing to hide

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

Farage says Clacton by-election will be ‘people vs the establishment’. More like:

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

@DPJHodges I refer the honourable gentleman to the video I posted some months ago.

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Any Clacton residents who want to nominate your friendly neighbourhood intergalactic space warrior, ping me a line!