jeff

cowabunga

[jeff @zeroexjeff]

I am long bitcoin puppet

[jeff @zeroexjeff]

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

[Parody Jeff @Parodyjeffx]

HOLY CRAP 🚨

UFC just confirmed Erika Kirk will host the White House Fight Night on June 14.

Another psyop incoming.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

NEW: Joe Rogan is reportedly being considered as a possible “60 Minutes” replacement for Anderson Cooper.

[jeff @zeroexjeff]

Most hilarious outcome of these megacorp slop products would be “X - NOW INCLUDING NUTRIENTS”

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Kraft Heinz is pushing into protein Mac & Cheese, electrolyte Capri Sun as part of innovation push to revive growth.

[jeff @zeroexjeff]

Piss flavored vape ™️

[jeff @zeroexjeff]

How can you see into my eyes
like open doors

[kache @yacineMTB]

I stopped explaining that datacenters use water in a closed loop. I just nod, purse my lips and say "yeah its really bad". What's the point

[Patrick Webb @Patrickwebb]

BREAKING: President John F. Kennedy was allegedly assassinated over plans to share UFO/UAP secrets with NASA and the Soviet Union, according to Jonathan Caplan.

[jeff @zeroexjeff]

I been eating fucking slop all week and I feel AWESOME. Pizza chick fil a McDonald’s you name it I’ll eat it.

[白 @lucxzxe]

"fuck it we ball" I say as I almost vomit from anxiety

[jeff @zeroexjeff]

I am autistic and social hierarchies are my special interest

[JayJay ᥫ᭡ @Jameca2011]

When Tommy Pickles said, “I don’t want SPONSERBILERIES no more!!” I felt that.

[jeff @zeroexjeff]

Oh fr? Dead ass? On god? Srs? Yh?

[jeff @zeroexjeff]

Orbo borbous

[Mellow @DIYDisclosure]

Just saw this in a dream...
a quick sketch to remember...

[fooo @bitcoinpanda69]

Like this post if you, like me, are also

a retarded, gay, chud, obese, broke, ugly, incel

trying to see something

[jeff @zeroexjeff]

ONE WEEK TO END THE WAR

[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

BREAKING: The White House no longer expects an agreement with Iran to be announced today and thinks it could take "several more days" for the deal's approval, per Axios.

Yesterday, President Trump said a deal announcement was coming "shortly."

US officials are "optimistic" but say the deal could still fall apart.

[jeff @zeroexjeff]

What is this goo goo gaga baby shit

[jeff @zeroexjeff]

Oh god they killed Patrick

[Hoops Crave @HoopsCrave]

Patrick will reportedly make his last and final appearance in the next episode of ‘SpongeBob SquarePants.’

[jeff @zeroexjeff]

Disclose my balls

[Market Bubble @MarketBubble]

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[jeff @zeroexjeff]

This shit would be spotted instantly by the world wide network of autistic birders. You have no idea how serious that circle is.

[Redd @ReddCinema]

the China military actually has drones disguised as birds now 🤯