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cowabunga

[jeff @zeroexjeff]

I am long bitcoin puppet

[jeff @zeroexjeff]

I thought this dude was dead

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

BREAKING: Kim Jong Un calls for a "military revolution" as he pushes to build the world's strongest army.

[jeff @zeroexjeff]

Kept my Duolingo streak alive drunk as fuck

[jeff @zeroexjeff]

@ashrobin @ThisIsNuse No way so you’re telling me if nobody sells it goes up?

[jeff @zeroexjeff]

Let me guess: major us banks are detecting ai agents accessing customer accounts

[jeff @zeroexjeff]

Dyson sphere? Like the vacuum?

[jeff @zeroexjeff]

I need a 2017 spicy chicken sandwich from chickfila

[jeff @zeroexjeff]

solana:6p6xgHyF7AeE6TZkSmFsko444wqoP15icUSqi2jfGiPN

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 President Trump to announce crackdown on crypto scams targeting Americans.

[jeff @zeroexjeff]

Shidding and farding

[jeff @zeroexjeff]

All the overthinking potheads confusing correlation with causation. IMO if you like weed you’re probably smart enough to understand The Horrors

[Marc Landers @marclanders]

Data on 35,000+ adults: the more cannabis you’ve used in life, the bigger your hippocampus and the better your brain works after 40!

People who had ever used cannabis tended to have larger brain volume in key areas that are full of natural cannabis-like receptors (especially the hippocampus, amygdala, caudate, and putamen – these areas are important for memory, emotions, learning, and movement).

The more cannabis someone had used in their lifetime, the larger these brain areas were and the better they performed on tests of learning, processing speed, and short-term memory.
https://t.co/lD3hSSj3Cr

[jeff @zeroexjeff]

@DanReese21 More like dip no squeeze, the squeeze side is fucking impossible to open.

[jeff @zeroexjeff]

Would you rather:
Lose an arm OR
Miss the holiday season AND your birthday

[Newton @Newtaant]

Sacrificing your hand because you don't want to stay in the hospital for 2 months is diabolical

[ken @greeen2me]

awwwwww 😭😭💖

[Daniel @growing_daniel]

Guy who sends his own tweets to the group chat

[jeff @zeroexjeff]

Paying attention for long enough will turn you into such a fucking chud because genuinely nothing ever happens EVER

[jeff @zeroexjeff]

Being cursed with esoteric knowledge of the universe is cool but I’m pretty weirded out by the fact that you can fix almost any charging issue by licking it

[jeff @zeroexjeff]

I just go “haha vampires play baseball? wild”

[Vivian @suchnerve]

If you’re attracted to men, try watching “Twilight” with a guy you like.

I’m so serious. Even if neither of you like the movie! Just pay attention to HOW he reacts to it, because something about that specific movie really brings out the misogyny like nothing else can.

[jeff @zeroexjeff]

@Wendys Change to WHAT 😟

[jeff @zeroexjeff]

Babe are you alright you’ve hardly eaten your tacobell chapstick empanada

[jeff @zeroexjeff]

@boot2thrill Wish that were puppets kek