SUMIT MISHRA

दैर ओ हरम में चैन जो मिलता ..
क्यूं जाते मैखाने लोग

[SUMIT MISHRA @zeroobhai]

There's a moment
When every boy realises noone is coming to save him

That's when he becomes a man

Some boys never get there
stays children forever

[Ajeet Bharti @ajeetbharti]

कुछ FAQs के उत्तर:

१. ठीक है भाजपा को हरा कर कॉन्ग्रेस ले आओ, तब देखना…

उत्तर: मुझे यह नहीं पता था कि नई पार्टी बनाने पर प्रतिबंध है और जनता की हथेली पर भाजपा के नाम का ब्लड पैक्ट हो रखा है!

२. अजीत भारती अपनी राजनीति चमका रहा है…

उत्तर: तो क्या यह अधिकार केवल नरेन्द्र मोदी, राहुल गाँधी, केजरीवाल को ही है?

३. अजीत भारती सपा अजेंट है, सोरोस अजेंट है, कॉन्ग्रेस का प्लांटेड है, वामपंथी है…

उत्तर: साबित करो, केवल बकलोली मत करो! और यदि तुम सपा-कॉन्ग्रेस का कुछ नहीं कर पा रहे, तो अजेंट से क्या समस्या है?

४. एक पंचायत का चुनाव नहीं जीत सकते…

उत्तर: फिर तुम्हारी और तुम्हारे अनेक बापों की क्यों फटी हुई है इस आंदोलन को देख कर?

[SUMIT MISHRA @zeroobhai]

Did I jinx that

[SUMIT MISHRA @zeroobhai]

Rohit Sharma is Bheem
He hammers and hammers and hammers

[SUMIT MISHRA @zeroobhai]

Rohit Sharma is Bheem
He hammers and hammers and hammers

[SUMIT MISHRA @zeroobhai]

Dear Rohit sharma
You're not just brave
You're a genius

[SUMIT MISHRA @zeroobhai]

How lovely is it to see the smile
When Kohli hit Adil Rashid for four on the last ball before drinks

[SUMIT MISHRA @zeroobhai]

Hundred for Rohit Sharma
And What an inning man what an inning

[SUMIT MISHRA @zeroobhai]

I'm sure that there's no mirror in the PMO or his residence or anywhere near him

The guy watches his face in the camera clicks only .

[Narendra Modi @narendramodi]

A Government for the middle class…

It is the NDA Government’s privilege to be working towards fulfilling the aspirations of our middle class. They have contributed to nation-building in countless ways.

Over the last decade, governance has increasingly focused on improving the quality of life of ordinary citizens. Our efforts are about easier access to opportunities, better infrastructure, improved public services, affordable healthcare, quality education, cleaner cities and reduced burdens in everyday life.

#12YearsOfSakshamMiddleClass

[Virat Kohli @imVkohli]

From an opponent to a friend over the years. It’s been a pleasure watching you bat and compete against you over so many years but more than that I value our friendship and shared perspectives on the game and beyond. I continue to cherish every time we speak or meet. Wishing you nothing but the best always brother. You’ve done your bit, you deserve to enjoy all of it now and put your feet up. Well done mate, life’s only just begun. ❤️ #KaneWilliamson

[Virat Kohli @imVkohli]

Started the season with belief. Ended with back to back titles. 🏆
This team lived every emotion together. The highs, the pressure, the hurdles, and the unwavering support. It feels extra special because… this place is HOME! ❤️ @RCBTweets

[SUMIT MISHRA @zeroobhai]

Gaya nhi
Aayega fir se trophy lene
Apna patidar
Apna captian

[Royal Challengers Bengaluru @RCBTweets]

To whomsoever it may concern 2.0 🙏

[SUMIT MISHRA @zeroobhai]

Mike hesson walked
So Andy could run

Faf walked so Rajat could run
The team is doing and improving it's culture since 2020

In the moment of joys we should always be thankful to the people who brought the team culture into RCB after some trash season 2017-19

[SUMIT MISHRA @zeroobhai]

Congratulations to the people who never gave up

[SUMIT MISHRA @zeroobhai]

So kohli saab
💖😘

[SUMIT MISHRA @zeroobhai]

Well this is how kohli vs Rabada ended in this IPL

[SUMIT MISHRA @zeroobhai]

My goodness that's so beautiful
VIRAT

[SUMIT MISHRA @zeroobhai]

Dear Vaibhav
You will rule the cricket
Comming from a guy. Who loved test cricket

[SUMIT MISHRA @zeroobhai]

Tell them
Whoever comes
Whoever it is
I'll kill them
I'll kill them all

[SUMIT MISHRA @zeroobhai]

RCB nation
Sleep tight because Hazel God is here

[SUMIT MISHRA @zeroobhai]

Rajat is GOLD

[SUMIT MISHRA @zeroobhai]

With rajat there
I'd have loved rashid in 18 or 19

[Sai @akakrcb6]

Bro, they are keeping Rashid for 2 overs for the death overs we are cooked.