human incubation chamber, retired

human and dog mom, travel enthusiast, and dance educator

[human incubation chamber, retired @zerosmama]

Me, trying to be responsible and not post my son on social media because he's a literal child with no say in the matter but he's so fucking cute and I need everyone to swoon over him (sorry to everyone I snap chat with spam everyday)

[empress sissi @historicalfits]

I loved being in high school when the pinnacle of fashion was wearing a secondhand oversized flannel over your black spaghetti strap tank top

[human incubation chamber, retired @zerosmama]

My son when I read to him that the Once-ler seriously did not care that he was causing deforestation and pollution and the Lorax was right there telling him to stop the whole time

[human incubation chamber, retired @zerosmama]

My choices as a mother right now:
1. Listen to my son cry-scream from his crib as it is bedtime
2. Listen to my son dragon scream (he's having fun) from his pack and play

Option 2 will tire him out. Bedtime is postponed tonight.

[human incubation chamber, retired @zerosmama]

@AJR_despiser I see we just aren’t responding to birthday invites in Pittsburgh wtf

[human incubation chamber, retired @zerosmama]

Spoilers without context: Mayfield High School Choir Concert Edition

[human incubation chamber, retired @zerosmama]

@EPietrantone YES.

[human incubation chamber, retired @zerosmama]

Yes, I know I’ve been hacked.

No, I will not do anything more to address it as I’ve changed my password several times and I’m not paying for 2-factor.

Thank you for your time.

[human incubation chamber, retired @zerosmama]

Do you ever just sit and think about how messy this website would be during American colonialism? Hamilton would have been fucking CANCELLED.

[abb3rz.bsky.social @abb3rz07]

I didn’t expect this to get so much traction but I’m glad that other people like editors getting their own personality when working for creators. It warms my little editing heart 😊

[human incubation chamber, retired @zerosmama]

Buzzfeed has never tweeted such topical, relatable content than this.

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

fyi, the sun won’t set any earlier than 7:00pm until September 19th, 2023.

[human incubation chamber, retired @zerosmama]

@AMorbidPodcast
*starts the rewatcher pod*
*gets home and starts Buffy for the first time*

[human incubation chamber, retired @zerosmama]

Um. Not news but okay go off.

[human incubation chamber, retired @zerosmama]

Every now and then I get smacked with the "should've dropped your pride and let God, bitch" and it's consistently humbling.

[human incubation chamber, retired @zerosmama]

@AmeriGas considering how little you have done as your customers and the lack of holding up your end of the bargain, let us make a clean exit. We don't want your service. Stop hanging up on my husband when he tries to contact you to make this change.

[human incubation chamber, retired @zerosmama]

@AmeriGas super cool of you to not deliver our propane for 6 weeks, but also not allow us to switch providers simply because the house/property we bought has "your" propane tank. Also super cool for you to not pay your share of the mortgage for the land it occupies. Oh wait.....

[human incubation chamber, retired @zerosmama]

Or how @AmeriGas ignored my husband updating our account and making multiple calls letting you know we had dangerously low levels of propane.

[human incubation chamber, retired @zerosmama]

As someone with multiple stream of income, in a double earner home, yes.

Grind culture has cost me my mental health and hurts families get it out of here.

[norarahimian.bsky.social @norarahimian]

“You should have multiple streams of income.”

No. Jobs should pay a thriving wage. We should have universal basic income & healthcare & housing & no one should have to work so hard to have their basic needs met.

Stop letting capitalism make you think grind culture is a flex.

[human incubation chamber, retired @zerosmama]

I literally loved this establishment 💚

[UNC Charlotte @unccharlotte]

Something to be proud of: UNC Charlotte recently climbed 33 spots in the 2023 Times Higher Education World University rankings 🤙

[human incubation chamber, retired @zerosmama]

Do I really want to start making TikToks or am I just another millennial with Gen Z siblings?