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[kira @zestycucumber]

im cute everyday but especially today like c’mon

[popular loner🚶🏼‍♀️🤷‍♀️ @milkyy_tweets]

just saw the barbie movie and it’s fantastic! i won’t give away the entire ending, but she does kill osama bin laden

[kira @zestycucumber]

i just know HR must be sick of me. I ask maternity leave questions WEEKLY. Y’all gon let me bond with my kid 🫠😂😡

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

imagine what twitter will be like on the day e*** m*** ****

[reversecowgirl69 @botticellibimbo]

i can tell your parents are still together (derogatory)

[lucy ford 🍊 @lucyj_ford]

i’ve started minx and just

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

Romantic stuff without having to ask for it is top tier 🥺

[⋆౨ৎ˚ rachel ⟡˖ ࣪ @NotTheeRachel]

2 weeks until Rihanna’s concert with special appearance from the Chiefs and the Eagles

[Timothy Simons @timothycsimons]

Let M3GAN sing Titanium at the Oscars you cowards

[kira @zestycucumber]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 12 years, since 11 Jan 2011 (via @twi_age).

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

When he doesnt read your mind like he’s supposed to.....

[popcultureangel @lohanisgod]

lady gaga explains what a disco stick is, 2008

[toxic king @toxicking]

If yo titties big you’re always right mommy

[cory @coolmathgame_]

i’m in the top 0.1% of listeners to your mom moaning lol

[faith @faiththegemini]

when he gets a little too carried away and forgets you need to breathe

[jennie🌷 @maobabie]

🔥🔥🔥

[Habkat @Habibakatsha]

Period fatigue is actually crazy, you just feel like a zombie

[baby boo🇯🇲 @hoodfeelings_]

u picked your side. die there.

[danlet @evildanevil]

Rage against Florence and the machine gun kelly Clarkson