Celeste☽

[Zach Kornfeld @korndiddy]

When given the choice I’ll always pick the smaller spoon. I got my big freak spoons for guests and my happy lil spoons for me. Look at me sippin on soup like the hungry lil giant I am. ˢˡᵘʳᵖ ˢˡᵘʳᵖ

[molly @molllllusk]

I’m a grown adult with a desk job ignoring real time-sensitive work to refresh twitter every 4 seconds for more details on the try guys scandal

[🇵🇸 Quarantitties 🇬🇩🇯🇲 @AleighaforWonho]

Adam Levine John mulaney and now Ned fulmer from try guys Making the unholy trinity of saltines who make their brand about loving their wife and still cheat.

[Celeste☽ @zestyycelesty]

@RepSteel I just want to understand why you voted against the Respect for Marriage Act when you are in an interracial marriage. 🤨

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

A CEO should not be paid 350x what the average worker at the company is paid.

[Celeste☽ @zestyycelesty]

@h3h3productions my husband loves you so much #vapenation made it into our wedding. Today is his birthday and response from you would make his day 🙏🏼

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Can we please settle this debate already? There is no labor shortage. There is a living wage shortage, a hazard pay shortage, a child care shortage, a paid sick leave shortage, and a health care shortage.

[Holli 🍉 @Holliaietan]

Me after episode 6 of #SquidGame

[Celeste☽ @zestyycelesty]

@DisTrackers Fake 😣

[Rep. Malcolm Kenyatta @malcolmkenyatta]

We can send billionaires to space but not kids to fully funded public schools.

[Celeste☽ @zestyycelesty]

@defnoodles If anyone has another 2X tshirt they don’t want lmk 😫

[Celeste☽ @zestyycelesty]

@h3h3productions If anyone bought any extra Frenemies T-shirts lmk 😢

[Celeste☽ @zestyycelesty]

@defnoodles @trishapaytas

[Celeste☽ @zestyycelesty]

@trishapaytas @YouTube

[🇵🇸 🇨🇩 @Symmie]

@trishapaytas @YouTube

[Dama Delgado @damapollita]

@h3h3productions

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

California is officially reopening tomorrow but please note that I remain emotionally unavailable. Thank you.