wesley

I'm not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

[wesley @zeus_1274]

I still consider my greatest achievement to be getting through my entire junior year of college with only two pencils, neither of which were mine at the beginning of the year

[Carolinas Finest @Carolinas_942]

If you don’t know what this is, you aren’t allowed to talk to me about the minimum wage.

[wesley @zeus_1274]

99% of content is just the 3 step gaslighting formula

**literal harassment**
<valid reaction>
"Why are people so mean?!?!😭"

[solelynostalgia @solelynostalgia]

the moment zendaya knew she’d marry tom holland

[wesley @zeus_1274]

1/3 the way through a museum and my mom just realizes that the first exhibit we saw was not in fact a flying turtle

[anastasia ♀️ @aletheia327]

These people moved damn fast from "don't have sex if you don't want to get pregnant" to rape threats if you say you'd rather avoid sex with men--they'll call you hysterical for focusing on rape in discussions of abortion, but the core of their ideology really is sexual violence.

[Shannon @shann_anigans]

So I'm supposed to go to work and do my job tomorrow as if half the country didn't just vote to give me less rights than men?????

[Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @InkMasterbator]

Y'all worried about the price of eggs, I'm worried if I'll be legally defined as a human being tomorrow. We are not the same.

[wesley @zeus_1274]

@Jbanklestankle1

[Ben Tietje still tweets 🐦 @Tietje]

“Do you have a flavor?”

La Croix: “I have the concept of a flavor.”

[Lauren McKenzie @TheMcKenziest]

do you have:
the no eye contact autism

or

the eye contact when they’re talking but not when you’re talking autism

[wesley @zeus_1274]

#PresidentialDebate #Bingo

[Travis Miller @travismillerx13]

🇺🇸Sha'Carri Richardson runs 10.84 to beat 🇱🇨Julien Alfred in the Olympic 100m rematch! #ZurichDL

[The Olympic Games™ @Olympics]

This is everything.