Zach Fagan

travel ICU nurse

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Because cops were the ones doing the chanting

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my cat on my bedroom door at 4:30am

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that girl on tik tok with the selfie stick has my fyp in a chokehold

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three night shifts in a row has my body feeling like I’ve run a triathlon

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barnes and noble is the best retail experience you can have and it’s not even close

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i haven’t run track in 5 years but the 400m still haunts me every single day

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the man with the axe supremacy

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I’m gonna eat this tf up

[HBO @HBO]

A story about love that's over time.

#ScenesFromAMarriage, an original limited series starring Oscar Isaac and Jessica Chastain, premieres September 12 on @hbomax.

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turns out this august i unfortunately will be relating to “august” by taylor

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turns out this august i unfortunately will be relating to “august” by taylor

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the correct spelling of HIPPA vs. HIPAA has y’all fighting for your life

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stoned at the nail salon is giving existential crisis for your 20s the same way ribs did for your teens

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@kaaiitlynnnnn

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@kaaiitlynnnnn @phoebe_bridgers flop

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yield signs have a very sinister energy. am I supposed to just slow down? stop completely? why is there a yield sign when I have my own lane? something about it is very dark.

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I really can’t stand male singers….. like I don’t care what you have to say

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the way the orange oompa loompa filter has a hold on the hometown girlies…

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why did lorde’s fanbase quadruple in the last 4 years and why did they buy all her concert tickets. i will go to war if i have to.

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something about people born in 2000 turning 21 this year just doesn’t sit right with me