happy early pornday to me (birthday but with porn so it's like 3000% better than regular birthdays because your penis gets all fuzzy and happy and leaky)
when you mix an early bloomer and a late bloomer you get a huge horny retard that got way too big way too fast and never stopped and is now madly in love with their own oversized penis thanks to their relentless goonpuberty and can't stop jerking off to twitter at 2am <3
WEED IS YOUR #1 LIFELINE!!! NEVER RUN OUT OF THAT SWEET SUPRALIMINAL SUMATRAN FRUTIGER METRO DELUXE 1812 BROBAMA RODRICK RUNTZ XXL GIGASLIME BOWSER PACK!!!1!! IT MAKEZ UR BIG STUPID BRONER ALL FAPPY & THROBBY DUDE!!!!!!!! X3
Comm by @techfinsub