unearthed horror

every couple months I end up learning more about how toilets work will update when I am toilet genius

[unearthed horror @zgreenham]

eat glass, shit sand. I’m always sayin that

[skooks @skooookum]

not a single one of you strong enough to wrestle with this concept

[aLec robBins @alecrobbins]

all adobe products should come free on any computer like calculator and pinball. and ICE officers should have to play russian roulette every morning with 5 bullets in the chamber

[crazy ass moments in nu metal history @numetal_moment]

"hey man, nice shot" by filter (1995)

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

Modest Mousekart

[Eyup Lovely @eyuplovely]

The em dash becoming a signifier of ChatGPT generated text has been a shot through the heart for people who sometimes need to shake up a comma heavy sentence and those who feel pretty sure they know when to use a semicolon but generally still steer clear of it just in case

[the Beverly of Cheverly @NickoGallo]

Oh my God.

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

What if instead of painting the Sistine chapel Michaelangelo watched one piece

[carl 🥦 @NightlifeMingus]

Wrogthar, my barbarian roommate: (slashing the air with my chefs knife) a most curious blade… short for my tastes, but her edge is keen

Me: uh thanks. it’s a Wusthof, it’s stainless steel

Wrogthar: (smirking, shaking his head) my people, we do not boast of ‘stainless’ steel

[SQUASH B’GOSH @otherjrobbins]

Alternate history where John Wilkes Booth killed Les Claypool

[unearthed horror @zgreenham]

@RatBastardGames yo you got a link for this? I wrote my own D66 generator but I’d love an official one.

[unearthed horror @zgreenham]

Fuck it bring the Critic back

[Jon Lovitz @realjonlovitz]

Critic Fans!!!!

You keep telling me you want it back.
I've been trying for years!
Well, now, creator Al Jean is on board!!!

If you want it back, we need your help!
Please like this post and spread the word! So we can show the studio, how many people want it!

[Mikey Heller @yoyorobot]

comic about physical media