Zach

[Zach @ZGroth]

Today, my entire family got a tattoo meaning "family."

Without me.

I found out on Instagram.

[Caba @CabaRM_]

Que tengan que quitar los comentarios. Esa es la razón por la que existe este mes.

[Sinister in the Presidency @AmandaBRinquest]

salary increases

[💀DeathMetalViking💀 @DeathMetalV]

Republicans the moment someone speaks to them the same way they speak to others.

[Jill Filipovic @JillFilipovic]

The real move is to fly first class but register your children in coach as unaccompanied minors so you don't even have to deal with getting them to baggage claim.

[🖤ℨ𝔬𝔢 𝔖𝔦𝔫𝔫𝔰🖤 @ZoeSinns]

These are the same people who say trans people are mentally ill and belong in asylums btw.

[Beau Hayhoe @BeauHayhoe]

An utterly hilarious list, but I’ve been to most of these … not proud of it!

[🅿️ @the_P_God]

Miami asks the question what if a city is not walkable or driveable and is filled with the worst people

[Mrs. Butters 🥧 @MrsButters]

Oh
My
Gawd

[David @dqveed]

"I was just following orders" was rejected as a defence at the Nuremberg trials by the way

[Maddie McComb @mccombmadeleine]

me watching scandal in high school

[Merlin Capital 🧙‍♂️ @merlinscapital]

TMZ IS PAYING 100K FOR ANY SCANDAL STORIES ON CONGRESSMEN OR WOMEN

[Erik Anderson @AwardsWatchErik]

Republicans suddenly want religion out of politics lol

[k @ysljennii]

Can’t believe I’ve lived far enough into the future to learn the first slur for robots

[alxndr @alexaldente]

I have genuinely never had a more positive impression of TMZ lmao

[DRUSKI @druski]

How Conservative Women in America act 😂🇺🇸

[Hannah Cox @HannahDCox]

Paparazzi stalking lawmakers ruining the country > paparazzi stalking celebrities minding their business

We’ve been utilizing this profession incorrectly

[Spider-Man @SpiderMan]

A Brand New Day starts now.

Watch the official trailer for Spider-Man: Brand New Day - exclusively in theatres July 31.

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

Half the people on this app melted down when they found out someone can buy a cookie with food stamps

[Conspiratorial Templates @mynamehear]

I bet this hits hard if you're stupid as fuck