jill

[The Rotation @TheRotationPod_]

weregonnabethenumberoneshowontvooooooooooooooo o o o o

[erin @erndromeda]

don’t talk to me while i’m eating carrots i’m not hearin a thing u say it’s so loud in here

[nicky @THECRIMESAGA]

40 year old men don't take pictures like this he really does have a gen z spirit

[🦂THEE Auntie with no kids♏️ @prmade313raised]

I KNOW YOU FUCKING LYING

[g @34rths]

Some of the music I listen to is straight up bad. This is my truth sorry

[bella @bonkeywong]

Imagine u find out ur bfs cheating and he’s got one of those folding iPhones so u get to snap that shit clean in half over ur fucking knee…I’m drooling

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Robert Pattinson laughs after a fan yells “somebody get these BEGGARS out of here” at people asking him for autographs.

(via: @leadaal)

[jill @zhangjillian]

not poo crave …

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

The Donald Trump administration will host a Million Dollar Pitch Competition, where five entrepreneurs will compete for a share of a $1 million prize pool.

Nicki Minaj is set to judge the final competition.

[kit ૮֊˕֊ა੭ ˎˊ˗ @kitsukiddo]

chee burber

[:* @merry________]

sure the ‘photo dump’ is reminiscent of early Instagram culture & aligns with the movement to make IG casual again but it’s so often a performance of informality that is ironically more carefully curated than ever

my primary care physician: i meant what’s bothering u physically

[RuPaul @RuPaul]

Hard to remain patient with friends who focus solely on their own crucifixion. Get off The Cross, girl... we could use the wood!

[martha @justmartha29]

you seem pretty online for a girl so employed

[Emily Segal @khole_emily]

I’m at LAX and the TSA agents are wearing tabi ballet flats

[Snoopy @snoopyhero53]

Snoopy :)

[Kyle 🚄 @KyleTrainEmoji]

Do you think a little country like The Bahamas is harmless? Think again. "Bahamas" is actually Chinese for "Eight Hamases"

[Austinsseus @awoodustin]

It’s a shame Robert Pattinson is white because he’s the only person alive who could properly play Diddy in a BIGGIE biopic