Megan

If you didn’t get the joke, pretend it wasn’t funny. Early-model millennial. 🏳️‍🌈 Pronoun in bio.

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@constans $10 absolutely is insult money. Like leaving a quarter for a tip in the 90’s.

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@KKriegeBlog Let’s go!

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@christapeterso I thought it was an Eat Pray Love spinoff. 😂

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@BarbieAgitprop “How can I learn from my mistakes if I have to face consequences for them?” I dunno bro. Bet you’ll figure it out, tho.

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I find at least a little solace in the fact that, while Trump got his ultimate “get out of jail free” card, he also got the hardest job in the world that will absolutely grind him up.

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@ZeionAchillor @litteralyme0 I think the real killer would be the constant demand to perform rain or shine for a faceless audience that will never be sated.

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@lockurdoor What are we supposed to do about it. Vote?

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If the election had been “What is 2+2?” over half the country would vote for 3.

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England’s regional accents blow my mind. Imagine if Bakersfield and Fresno had completely distinct accents. 😂

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America beat lung cancer and decided to take up smoking to look cool.

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Do you think Russia decided to lob a few minor bomb threats and a bit of day-of disinformation and called it a night? I don’t.

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How’s everyone feeling about their principles about to be turned into liabilities?

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I’ve seen enough. This is 2016 all over again.

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Meanwhile, the lab results might actually not come back until tomorrow or next week.

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America is basically sitting in the waiting room waiting for cancer test results right now, but first the doctor is going to do a four hour lecture about a healthy diet and exercise and hinting it’s your fault.

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@piper4missouri Okay, so the crazy thing is that I saw another part of that clip on ABC where she takes off the glasses and it actually IS Melania. We’ve just literally never seen her smile anywhere near Trump before.

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AP calls Vermont for Kamala with zero precincts reporting.

I really hate the electoral college system.

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It will never cease to amaze and confuse me when people like James Comer can coast to an easy reelection. I’d vote for a flaming bag of dog shit if Comer was the other choice. What an abjectly awful job he’s done.

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@Angry_Staffer They’re so weird.

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Jill Stein doing strong against “Other Candidates” at the bottom.