Justin Ziegler

Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate.

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But what if they say no? #whatif #no

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Defeating a sandwich only makes it tastier.

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Teaching bitches how to swim #deathgrips

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If you are a dude and you went to the Breaking Dawn midnight premier, feel free to hand over your man card at any time.

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I ain't about this Twitter life, I can't any of this.

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#8ReasonsWhyImOnTwitter The bitches

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http://t.co/FgJqpYGy that moment when a month after posting this you learn that during a dream, the brain only uses faces it remembers. who?

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And now we wait for tits #boobs #patience #reward

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Goodnight everyone

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I don't get it, what is it people do with pumpkins to make them delicious, its not like you can eat them plain... or can you?

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@zachbraff you have the most inspirational quotes <3

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#DescribeYourLifeInAPicture

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getting home at 11 everyday holds all the good feels in the world

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Lookin' like a real rebel without a cause right now #jamesdean

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@zig_j @Instagrampaa #firstworldproblems lol

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@Instagrampaa putting salt in the water makes it boil faster

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@Instagrampaa should of ordered pizza

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@Instagrampaa put salt in it, learn to science breh

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@Instagrampaa nah, its all bout that maruchan ramen life yo

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its #nationaltextyourexday and it would appear that I'm the only one who knows how to end a relationship correctly