the real jay z

[the real jay z @ziggyzangg]

everything I am is because of dragon tales

[the real jay z @ziggyzangg]

@HeffronDrive Boyfriend

[the real jay z @ziggyzangg]

and why is my bread small. I do not want small breads. I want big breads.

[the real jay z @ziggyzangg]

@panerabread why are y’all closed at 8 pm? can I not have broccoli cheddar heaven for din din anymore? is dinner a sin now? what do you have to say for yourselves

[the real jay z @ziggyzangg]

@jacobwilson4797 Allow me

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@jacobwilson4797 I always knew you had bad taste

[the real jay z @ziggyzangg]

t god people don’t look like their personalities because I would look really, really funny

[the real jay z @ziggyzangg]

Shout out klahowya

[the real jay z @ziggyzangg]

Anyone else still hear the it’s turkey time song in their head this time of year

[the real jay z @ziggyzangg]

it’s 2022 why are we still putting raisins in trail mix

[the real jay z @ziggyzangg]

introducing: a conspiracy that everyone on the east coast uses the same deodorant

[the real jay z @ziggyzangg]

whenever I try to text “lmao” it reverts to lamp

[the real jay z @ziggyzangg]

Texts from mom

[the real jay z @ziggyzangg]

I am 25 & almost have my law degree & I still cannot spell restraunt

[the real jay z @ziggyzangg]

the staches, why do I enjoy the staches

[the real jay z @ziggyzangg]

@meltdownmig This is fake news

[the real jay z @ziggyzangg]

@TheCarlosPena @bigtimerush Bye Bye Bye

[brooke @ladyefron]

there is no doubt in my mind Pete Davidson has his own set of fairly odd parents

[the real jay z @ziggyzangg]

real hydration? tf have I been drinking for the past 25 years

[Gatorade @Gatorade]

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