little feller

actor, musician, loser 🇻🇦

[little feller @NathanPatNelson]

You know what they say, radiator springs wasn’t built in a day

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

1. The White House isn’t 250 years old

2. That eagle looks familiar

3. 11 stars? Cool, cool.

Trading the dog whistle for a megaphone

[Cuckturd @CattardSlim]

The Worlds dumbest fucking President thinks foreign tourists are issued United States passports.

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

Found an imaginary problem, said only they could fix it, didn’t listen to experts, hired buddies who grifted millions, failed miserably, bragged how great it went.

The entire Trump presidency in a nutshell.

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

“There is no 300 Billion Dollar payment to Iran by the U.S. That’s Fake News! All there is for the U.S. is Success, Lower Oil Prices, and Victory. Check out the Stock Market. Dumocrat propaganda at play!!!” - President Donald J. Trump

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Iran never won a war, but never lost a negotiation!

[Bhangbhangduc @bhangbhangducx]

a mentally disabled aristocrat has lost a pointless war which resulted in a humiliating treaty at Versailles

[Luke Miani @LukeMiani]

> save $15M a year by cutting a screwworm monitoring program

> screwworm outbreak almost immediately

> $1B to combat it

Government efficiency

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

The same people who said masks were "literally 1984" think this is fine.

[JP @jpbrammer]

the phrase "lipstick on a pig" has always inspired a deep sadness in me. I think of the pig, looking forward to her big night out, and I bring myself to the verge of tears.

[punished indeed @punishedindeed]

trump is having productive conversations with nute gunray

[jardiniernormie @jardiniernormie]

"Why do they do this? It must be some deep spiritual thing right?"
Spanish priest who has to deal with the unbelievable stink of pilgrims every year: "Um yeah its a spiritual thing"

[little feller @NathanPatNelson]

How much longer will the browns remain a team???

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Apparently Harvard is great for their kids but it’s too woke for your kids

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

This is what Trump's done to the people's house:

A third of it is rubble.

Another third is a cage match.

What a metaphor.

[little feller @NathanPatNelson]

Yesss!!! More parking lots!!! I love this amazing yes please more parking lots!!!! I love it please pave it pave it amazing I love it!!!!

[海外の万国反応記 @all_nations2]

土地を数秒でスキャンし最も効率的な駐車場配置を計算してくれるAIが素敵

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

This insanely expensive stunt was brought to you by the same people who cut Medicaid because “we don't have the money.”

[Captain Obvious™️ @TheFungi669]

I hate to admit this but Trump was right.

He said that if I vote for Kamala Harris gas prices, groceries prices and my utility bills will go through the roof.

I voted for Harris and my gas, groceries and utility bills have gone through the roof.

[Alexis @aleozimok]

Pope Leo really makes me empathize with my grandma hanging a framed photo of John Paul II in her kitchen