So tonight:
Celtic’s manager resigns after comparing his side to a Honda Civic. They then appoint a man who hasn’t managed in six years!
Aberdeen hire man who died on the pitch, stole a penguin, and was jailed for match-fixing in Singapore, as their new sporting director.
Rangers TV commentator says a Minutes’ Silence is “the best thing he’s ever heard”
Scottish football: it never ceases to amaze.