Manmeet

Usse Kya Hoga? 😜

[Manmeet @zilchxenos99]

@hazai09 @CricketScotland It's amazing how a country without a space program of its own is talking about mars.

[Sagar @sagarcasm]

You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain

[𝓽𝓭𝓭𝔂 🐾 @popup_tddy]

I hate when people in movies take two drags of a cigarette and then put it out, like damn there are cigaretteless children in Africa

[UmdarTamker @UmdarTamker]

While Twitter people have understood that this protest is now nowhere related to NEET or paper leaks.

Instagram ke gndwon ko 2 week ke baad ye pata lagega 🤣🤣🤣

[Chota Don @choga_don]

Se is Neerja Punia

>She is a model, been at MTV roadies

>Her profile has transgender pride flag 🏳️‍⚧️ with bio "Azaad hu"

>As per her, she is active in fashion, sports and politics

>Yesterday at Jantar Mantar, she was holding poster of PM Modi having pink nails and lipstick, with a line written "uff uff ye garmi"

This is Gendu generation who doesn't know how to behave in a society and how to dress, they literally make semi nude content on their social media and they are preaching how to run a government.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Pre internet I once drove half an hour home to get a dictionary to prove to my work colleague that the word gullible was in the dictionary. I was literally 2 mins away, on the way back, when it dawned on me.

[Chris @citehchris]

now that the world cup is over am I still allowed to meet friends for drinks at 2pm on weekdays or is that looked down upon now?

[Being and Slime @MysticNorwood]

For me, the female race lost any semblance of mystique when I learned that stripper poles rotate freely...

[Vishcomical @vishcomical]

Afreen Afreen isn’t a song. It is answer to 8 marks question of explain Chehra.

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

Some of you weren't obsessed with greek mythology as a kid and it shows.

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

Museums should stay open until midnight. I don't want to go to a club. I want to look at art.

[chiku @va_nshbaba]

Narayan Murthy seeing students protesting on Monday instead of working 70 hours to make him multi billionaire

[Rahul Raj @x_rahulraj]

Someone please tell the farmers from Punjab that the crowd in Delhi is gathering for NEET and not for Neat

[Ramesh Srivats @rameshsrivats]

All this could have been avoided if only our Pradhan Mantri had quickly sacked Pradhan, the mantri.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

I applied to a job at 1am by 3am I got a rejection email 😑 ain’t no way a human review that app.

[maithun @Being_Humor]

Modi ji, attention divert karne ke liye Pakistan par ek BrahMos maar do 🫪🙏🏻

[ATG Curry @atg_curry]

Niggas be under girls pics like “Queen😍” nigga that bitch is a prostitute 😩😭

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

A new app idea called Linked-Out where people can post about why they left their toxic workplace.

[🇺🇸 🦅Simple Man 🦅🇺🇸 @Soaringeagle45]

Vaping is weird...

You walk past a group of dudes who look like gangsters but they smell like strawberry muffins