kanye

hey how are ya

[wint @dril]

fun idea; for one day lets unlock all the locked accounts & lay their posts bare for the scrutiny of the Public. then ban them for cowardice

[kanye @zingga617]

@_briannahayes @OnlyDevious Told you those things ugly boi

[Barstool Sports @BarstoolsTweets]

He got SLEPT (Via @BellatorMMA)

[billiam @BillRatchet]

@mineifiwildout riley reid uses 4 in 1 shampoo

[Dej301 💜 @_dlew32]

I cant afford a gym membership so 😂

[Hudson @hudsonwisler]

Y’all mind if I wash my hands

[MLB @MLB]

Wait … WHAT? 😳

[kanye @zingga617]

@brobrofam

[billiam @BillRatchet]

if bobby schmurda was free the notre dame church would still be standing

[Tom Brady @TomBrady]

Running the numbers on how long it’ll take me to get to 15...

[wint @dril]

juts donated $300000 to a lobbying firm whose main thing is letting people drive cars at the age of 6

[wint @dril]

"this is going to sound so cool" i rev the engine and it explodes, leaving me rolling around on the road with a smouldering dick & ass crack

[wint @dril]

Bacon nutella fortnite selfystick iPhone avocado kanye Mocha Latte (deep breath) triggered tinder starbucks Chipotle safe space pumpkinspice

[wint @dril]

i want to beat the shit out of a ufo

[kanye @zingga617]

"What's your name?"
"Joe Zingg"
"Like Z-I-N-G?"
"No, two Gs."
"Oh. Are you asian?"
...

[Marcello Toscanini @mtoscanini510]

“What’s your name?”
“Marcello”
“Marcelo?”
“Marcello”
“Do you play the cello?”
“No....”
“What’s your last name?”
“Toscanini”
“Maarcellloooo Tossscaaanniiiiniiii!! He makea da spiceey meatball!! 👨🏻‍🍳🍝”

[Tom Brady @TomBrady]

I'm retiring. In my spare time, I'll be tweeting #LFG