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There's a "Former Obidient" let's call him God's Chosen Dove. He followed his LP HOR member to APC, while still claiming Obidient. His principal clocked his erratic character and pushed him out. He ran to pitch tent with a Senator, another LP decampee. APC denied the Senator ticket.
So he ported to Goodluck Jonathan. Jonathan refused to run. Now I hear he's in Atiku's camp, stuck at pre-gig level, unable to climb. Next bus stop is APC.
What's the best way to audition for APC Data Boy role?
Simple: Use "Former Obidient" tag for relevance, Insult Peter Obi, Accuse Obidients of bullying you (cos your fellow former Obidient arrested I)
From Edosa to Neda to GEJ to Atiku to APC. See full world tour. Visa don expire for every camp.
Dear APC, please come and carry your Jonah to Niniveh. He's sinking too many ships on his way. He has passed the audition.
Only few people will understand the attached video