Nicola Woolmer

[Nicola Woolmer @zipiola]

Yesterday's birthday meal at The Miller and Carter 08/08/2026 pm

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

There’s nothing more alarming than when someone blurts out, “What are you doing on [insert any day]?” and then waits expectantly for your response.

It should be illegal not to state the activity first - i.e., “I’m having a barbecue on Saturday. Would you like to come?” Simply coming straight out with “What are you doing on Saturday?” is a trap! You could be about to be asked to help someone move house (the horror) or to give them a lift to the airport (the horror), rather than attending a nice, pleasant barbecue.

It’s an irresponsible way of asking a question and causes completely unnecessary spikes in blood pressure.

“What are you doing on Saturday?” The only reasonable answer the person should expect is “Depends.”

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Top: France 🇫🇷
Joint 2nd: Sweden 🇸🇪 & 🇮🇱
Joint 3rd: Australia 🇦🇺 & Cyprus 🇨🇾
#Eurovisión2026

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Wishing my little Sister Rea Nason a very happy 40th Birthday.

Only seems like yesterday I was sitting in McDonald's with Nanny Margaret and Dad found us to tell me I had a little Sister. I was so excited I couldn't finish eating my chips! Lol

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Joshua James Lamparter
Nicola Louise Woolmer
William Wayne Lamparter
Sianna Rose Lamparter
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William Wayne Lamparter's Birthday 17/12/2025 afternoon
("Gonna be a rock star like my Brother!")

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Been so busy lately got behind with adding photos...
William Wayne Lamparter's Birthday morning 17/12/2025 06:00 am

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06/12/2025 pm

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Earlier today, I had my back to my wife when I heard her say, “Do you want to keep this box?”

I froze. Keeping my back turned, I carefully replied, “Please don’t show me the box. I’ll immediately form an emotional attachment to it. Just put it in the bin. Don’t let me see it.”

We narrowly missed adding another box to my special box collection in the garage. But I’m sitting here now, thinking, “I wonder what kind of box it was. I wonder what it might have been useful for.”

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

Normal writing, calligraphic, teacher and doctor.

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William Wayne Lamparter
Getting Halloween ready. Halloween PJ'S 🎃
30/10/2025

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William Wayne Lamparter
Getting Halloween ready. Halloween PJ'S 🎃
30/10/2025

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

It is right to rebel. 😂

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13/09/2025 pm

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Time Goes Fast

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Wickford was very blessed with this doubler yesterday 29/08/2025 pm