jaxi

proud IATSE local 476 member & ashamed about everything else

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"gotta spend money to make money" i say as i side swipe a stroller in a parking garage

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@t_NYC @chaedria is this a nyc thing or same deal in LA? in chicago there are so many empty lots everywhere that production will just rent them out for us to park in every day

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@sswaggmann banger

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@zipoffsss no i think that's the kind of thing you have to find out for yourself :/

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@sswaggmann sorry i didnt like before replying that was rude my mom raised me better

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@cmyk_soda happy for you jaxi ❣️

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@sswaggmann guess that round of golf went pretty bad huh

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i dont care how much of a freaky little gremlin it makes me, chocolate with pop rocks is GOOD and i LIKE IT

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i underestimated the weight of the 40 minutes spent pondering atrocities of war before the barbie screening starts

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getting in the barbenheimer headspace by both touching up my lip gloss and also getting blood all over my hands emptying my diva cup

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@sswaggmann no doubt tweeted by a pink ass motherfucker

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@goldfishbabe101 YOU LOOK INCREDIBLE

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just saw someone whose facebook poke i once ignored absolutely destroy a trumpet solo at a jazz open mic. this is my sk8r boy moment. only my sk8r boy got caught jerking off in the student center

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thoughts and prayers for the hyperrealistic sex doll in a wheelchair being pushed around my block 🫶🏻 get well soon

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here's how connor can still win: (1/25)