Si Acott

An accomplished flirt, a mediocre cyclist, and a reasonable painter of toy soldiers.

[Si Acott @zipperdyrms]

@JohnFinnemore the whole truth and nothing but the truth

[Si Acott @zipperdyrms]

@maria_ashworth looks like John Denver

[Si Acott @zipperdyrms]

@Catboy92 nearly crashed as the chocolate taster announced she spits and doesn't swallow

[harry venning @harrymvenning]

Public Information Announcement; Clare In The Community series 11 to be broadcast 6.30pm, Tuesday Nov 16 @BBCRadio4

[Si Acott @zipperdyrms]

So after the @airfrance saga in CDG #airchance @Europcar are doing their best to ruin this trip. Day1 wrong car day2 broken down car

[Si Acott @zipperdyrms]

@f_cancellara congratulations chap a great way to bow out. Will always treasure your visit to our store in Dubai. 👍👌

[Si Acott @zipperdyrms]

@airfrance 21hrs on and I am no further forward. Fuming at both your baggage handling and after sales now.

[Si Acott @zipperdyrms]

@SurreyRoadCops so who are we mad at? The driver or the impotency of the judicial system?

[Si Acott @zipperdyrms]

@airfrance

[Si Acott @zipperdyrms]

@airfrance I personally retrieved my bike at CDG as it never went to the US with me now you have lost my clothes on the return. #airchance

[Si Acott @zipperdyrms]

@char_acott @CJMcVicker22 neeeeeerrooooowwwwww!

[Si Acott @zipperdyrms]

@Catboy92 feeling your pain brother!

[Si Acott @zipperdyrms]

@Catboy92 you missed out me spotting Mr and Mrs Catboy at AQ the other weekend. Glad you weren't letting her draft you! ;)

[Si Acott @zipperdyrms]

@Catboy92 let's go to Ikea

[Shit Jokes @ShitJokes]

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub...

To watch Wales play in a quarter final.

[Si Acott @zipperdyrms]

@TimeOutDubai @boyzlifetour @BrianMcFadden @officialkeith since Westzone exists as a supermarket already?

[Si Acott @zipperdyrms]

@Catboy92 @WhatsOnDubai crazy bonkers summer Solstice ride

[Si Acott @zipperdyrms]

@ShitJokes @char_acott

[Si Acott @zipperdyrms]

@hollywills my #faceswap with @char_acott leaves us looking like @lemontwittor or that guy from #ABBA

[Si Acott @zipperdyrms]

@char_acott Then at @StevieJ_23 you are most welcome to come see a desert sunset and ride a bike in the desert with Trek and me.