Rick Williams

Man of Leisure

[Rick Williams @zippychance]

@NashSevereWx Co-mis-er-a-ting?

[Rick Williams @zippychance]

Can you get it WITH nicotine?

[Smile+ Whitening Pouches @smileplusdaily]

Appreciate the shoutout, Ben. Try the world's first teeth whitening pouch.

[Rick Williams @zippychance]

South Carolina is nowhere to be found on the cyclospora map because no one here eats raw vegetables. My kinda state.

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

I will always remember the dominant top 2 lines of Dundons and how they tilted the ice

[Rick Williams @zippychance]

@welshmemelord Headed to Murrell's on Saturday. Ready to hit the gay dolphin and conquer mt atlanticus.

[Comfortably Smug @ComfortablySmug]

Dreading the sun going down because I know you God damn monsters are going to bombard Twitter with your shitty, blurry, iPhone fireworks pictures. No one wants to see them God knows why you animals do it.

[Rick Williams @zippychance]

The mug is round. The jar is round. They should call it roundtine

[Enguerrand VII de Coucy @ingelramdecoucy]

Powerful stuff

[Rick Williams @zippychance]

@BoltsJolts Most Capitals don't live in Washington DC, though. It would be premature to make an assessment like this without knowing which state (Virginia or Maryland, probably Virginia) he will ultimately reside in.

[Rick Williams @zippychance]

Gitmo. Now.

[Whiskey Riff @WhiskeyRiff]

Bailey Zimmerman Facing Felony Charge For Allegedly Destroying New Mexico Hotel Room

https://t.co/aM4mH6t0IS

https://t.co/aM4mH6t0IS

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@stoolpresidente

[ARROW @phresh_arrow]

Imagine making $70-80k a year in the $5
footlong era.

[Rick Williams @zippychance]

@Theodorehinge @stoolpresidente The shriners?

[Rick Williams @zippychance]

Nashville carpooling

[Rick Williams @zippychance]

Little caesars missed a golden opportunity here. https://t.co/LB2rdkMUja

[Rick Williams @zippychance]

If as a society we're going to lose @SpiritAirlines, we should get something in return. My suggestions:

1) Isuzu Troopers
2) @tacobell grilled stuft burritos.
3) Palm phones. Or a berry if you insist.
4) hoyts cinemas

[Enguerrand VII de Coucy @ingelramdecoucy]

It’s probably nothing, training exercise I bet

[Rick Williams @zippychance]

Someone in this suburban office park hellscape has a worse gambling problem than I do apparently

[Andrew Leyden @PenguinSix]

One heck of a big hole on the East side of the White House today.

[Rick Williams @zippychance]

I've been mad all morning, nice to know down to the minute when my day is going to get worse.