Zach Schwartz

I try to make good things with computers, mostly w/ javascript & python these days. ••• Mostly harmless

[Zach Schwartz @zischwartz]

@teropa yesterday I called something “the wrinkle” in a real life conversation with a human

[Zach Schwartz @zischwartz]

@willccbb @chrisgpt evidently he has an anti-phone-use mobile phone company now

[Noble Mobile @joinnoblemobile]

Duck your phone bill. @JENNIWOWW for Noble.

[Zach Schwartz @zischwartz]

@franktron finally!

[Zach Schwartz @zischwartz]

@jasoncrawford @patio11 Fair. If it’s super difficult and only state-level actors and huge corps can do it that might be, idk mildly useful?

[Zach Schwartz @zischwartz]

@jasoncrawford @patio11 How do you know the user (who has physical access to the camera) hasn’t compromised it?

[Zach Schwartz @zischwartz]

@kbroomhl https://t.co/rq9GtoA5xm

[Zach Schwartz @zischwartz]

@franktron hope you used the same email address

[Zach Schwartz @zischwartz]

@snarkademic @franktron I guess it’s “healthy” in that it’s a lot of work per calorie or w/e?

[Zach Schwartz @zischwartz]

@snarkademic @franktron Like, in a dip. But straight? Who has time

[Zach Schwartz @zischwartz]

@kbroomhl @alielark Or the @teabaggler

[Zach Schwartz @zischwartz]

@katrmeil that and all the uline catalogs

[Zach Schwartz @zischwartz]

@snarkademic Socks?

[Zach Schwartz @zischwartz]

@kbroomhl And like, probably hard to find a charger

[Zach Schwartz @zischwartz]

@alielark

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@animalologist Standing desk (sorry)

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@paoloredtoblue (I agree)

[Zach Schwartz @zischwartz]

@paoloredtoblue “Facts”

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@visakanv Also scarves! That one took me too long to figure out

[Zach Schwartz @zischwartz]

@visakanv Down 🪶