December 31st; China alerts WHO to new virus.
January 23rd: Study reveals a third of China’s patients require intensive care.
January 24th: Boris Johnson misses first Cobra meeting.
January 29th: Boris Johnson misses second Cobra meeting.
This is Jessie. She works at a children’s hospital teaching patients not to be afraid of certain procedures. For an echocardiogram, just lie on your back and hold your mom’s hand. 14/10
By the time you’re in your 20’s you should have a:
-job you’re underpaid at
-anti depressant prescription
-Conspiracy theory you unironically believe
-sense of impending existential dread