J

Who’s going to tell me no?

[Link @_hoodLink_]

Lon Lon milk just isn’t cutting it anymore

[J @zlademm]

@lancestein936 @_EMMinem Odysseus didn’t have Annabeth

[Alex Edelman @AlexEdelman]

Sneaking into The Odyssey with 28 of my friends by cramming into a giant wooden horse and leaving it outside an IMAX with a note saying it’s a gift.

[Swolecialist @BlackLanterrn]

BREAKING: Cyclospora, the parasite causing explosive diarrhea has been found in…

- GREENS!
- Greens!
- Nothing but greens!
- Parsley
- Peppers
- Cabbages
- Celery
- Asparagus
- Watercress
- Fiddlefern
- Lettuce

[Miley Official @MileyCyrusBz]

250 years ago today, Miley Cyrus founded the United States Of America just so she could party (July 4, 1776).

[⋆*ken⋆ฺ｡* @glumiken]

i think i would let my pokemon vape if they wanted to

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

yea i knew the muffin man *flicks cigarette*

[blaire @pissshit90001]

No one can spike my drink cuz I be chugging it down while the bartender is still pouring it

[No Context Tobey Maguire @OocTobeyM]

Gonna smoke a joint in here and pretend I'm Willem Dafoe becoming the Green Goblin

[miri @mishtimere]

the dead horse is beating me

[Angelo @angelodotsui]

looking for pearls and i found a diamond

[iraq obama @ducktelevision]

sometimes a big dawg (me) needs a pup cup (8-16 beers)

[G.T.M. @GTM5471]

did you know that Nintendo named it the N64 because N is coincidentally the 64th letter in the alphabet

[Lyn @_ayandamay]

Yesterday I saw a bird with a worm at 4pm. Don’t ever let anyone tell you you have to get up early...

[Hadestown @hadestown]

Now would be a good time for Orpheus to finish that song... ❄️

[En Júpiter @En_jupiter_]

El cangrejo cuando lo quieres agarrar en la playa ;

[Lizzie McGuire @ImLizzieM]

Happy New Year everyone except Paolo