Zaeem Maqsood

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[Zaeem Maqsood @zmaqsood]

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[Zaeem Maqsood @zmaqsood]

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[Zaeem Maqsood @zmaqsood]

@choosenick I'll be joining facebook next ;)

[Zaeem Maqsood @zmaqsood]

@CPWTweets I will not be DM-ing you. Youre team is worse than useless once you go DM.

[Zaeem Maqsood @zmaqsood]

@CPWTweets @jonnydavidbyrne @GeekSquaredUK I don't understand Jimmy, are you able to investigate or not? Either you or I are very confused..

[Zaeem Maqsood @zmaqsood]

@CPWTweets Twitter Engagement Process
1. Reply to a mention with a "request to DM!"
2. String out any meaningful help until we are too bored

[Zaeem Maqsood @zmaqsood]

@CPWTweets SIM free.

[Zaeem Maqsood @zmaqsood]

@CPWTweets @jonnydavidbyrne @GeekSquaredUK Soooo, you're job is what exactly? Why am I talking to you? What is your role? How CAN you help me Jimmy, if at all?

[Zaeem Maqsood @zmaqsood]

@CPWTweets In-Store Operating Proceedure:
1. If customer looks like buying, bug them to death!
2. If customer requires support, ignore them!

[Zaeem Maqsood @zmaqsood]

@CPWTweets They said they couldn't help - wait for it... because I don't have a contract with you as I bought the phone outright & SIM free!! WWOOWW!!!

[Zaeem Maqsood @zmaqsood]

@CPWTweets @jonnydavidbyrne @GeekSquaredUK Hi Jimmy, why are the Business Team contacting me? I spoke to them today (as mentioned). And why would it take 48 hrs?

[Zaeem Maqsood @zmaqsood]

@CPWTweets Hi Sian, thanks but why? I spoke to them today, as I have already mentioned. They could do nothing! Why are they contacting me again?

[Zaeem Maqsood @zmaqsood]

@CPWTweets @jonnydavidbyrne @GeekSquaredUK @jonnydavidbyrne They say they have a process but it takes weeks and LOTS of hassle. Why don't they just glue-fix or replace??!!

[Zaeem Maqsood @zmaqsood]

@CPWTweets Hi Jimmy, I'm glad you know I'm angry. Actually I'm in more resigned Zen-state than angry. But thanks for the presumption.

[Zaeem Maqsood @zmaqsood]

@CPWTweets are Kafka-esque, Byzantine, Bureaucratic, Blinkered & Silo-ed. They are like the UK public sector in the 1970's!!

[Zaeem Maqsood @zmaqsood]

@CPWTweets Dear Sian, the business team can only offer me tea and sympathy which I'm alright for at the moment thanks. Why? I don't know...

[Zaeem Maqsood @zmaqsood]

@CPWTweets Dear Sian, if you really want to know why the CPW Business Team couldn't help me, why don't you ask THEM? They are also CPW!

[Zaeem Maqsood @zmaqsood]

@CPWTweets Sorry no, I will not be having a Direct Message conversation with you, so we can take this 'offline'. You had your chance...

[Zaeem Maqsood @zmaqsood]

@CPWTweets @GeekSquaredUK @BlackBerryHelp I will NEVER EVER EVER buy anything from Carphone warehouse again and if I do you can slap me

[Zaeem Maqsood @zmaqsood]

@CPWTweets @GeekSquaredUK Dear Carphone Warehouse - this is what happens when you give rubbish customer service. You end up collapsing