Zach Mason

GV Alum ⛳ Avid fisherman, gambler and Busch Latte connoisseur.
#GAWKS Psalm 23:4

[Zach Mason @zmason1995]

There are three things that make me nervous in this life:

1. Meeting a girl's parents for the first time

2. Open-bar wedding receptions

3. Party buses

(Not in any specific order)

[kamau @poorteffy]

Saul

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

Instagram needs to understand I don't give a fuck who posted on threads for the first time.

[New town every hour (ret.) @TownsUsa]

world cup announcer just said "the English have struggled historically here in Massachusetts" lol

[🦫🇺🇾 @doubtpointv2]

Bf making me watch Chernobyl after I made him watch Love Island

[. @Fimiye]

Gun pointed to your head,what is the chemical symbol for copper

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Due to the high cost of energy, the light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Physician: Your body has ran out of magnesium.

Me: 0mg

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Raccoons would be such useful pets due to their thumbs but unfortunately they also possess the devil's mischief and can't be trusted

[Aaron! @c6_shanky]

You take for granted the humble car napkin until you really need one

[Noah Verrier @NoahVerrier]

My oil painting of an Uncrustable

[Chris @citehchris]

can you die from a lack of being called big dawg

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

weed giving you psychosis is like the cilantro tasting like soap gene isn't it

[eliz @eliza___v]

Me, hitting ‘notify anyway’:

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

the older i get the heller the no

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

I didn't know Helen of Troy could generate so much conflict.

[autist @litteralyme0]

Just be yourself man, nobody likes you anyways

[JoeLongBalls @JoeLongBalls]

I'm gonna let you in on a little secret, when you're washing your bedsheets just run that dryer twice, don't even bother checking

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

Opening Twitter is like having a lil phone cigarette

[cj- @cjnieI]

One thing about butterflies they do not fly in your house that’s a bug with class

[Paul Walter Hauser @WrestlerHauser]

Tim Dillon